I think I look like a hermaphrodite

[DamnYankee]

Talk about interesting little factoids:

Thomas Jefferson..., in 1800, he actually paid James Callender to write vicious attacks. He was vice president, paid him to write vicious attacks against President John Adams, calling him insane and a monarchist, and a hermaphrodite.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0107/04/cf.00.html

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Wow Darla second post of the day expressing "the correct opinion". In other words, same as mine. That must be a new record.

you are just saying this because you were once attracted to jaime lee and it would be a huge threat to your insecure sexual identity if it turned out she had a mangina.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Here she is in True Lies. She was (and is) Hot hot hot.

you guys are really fucking delusional. she has like straight up muscles. Remove her face and she looks like a dude. even her face is dude-esque.

 

[DamnYankee]

you are just saying this because you were once attracted to jaime lee and it would be a huge threat to your insecure sexual identity if it turned out she had a mangina.

Dude I've never been one to have the hots for any babe that I didn't know personally. She's a good looking woman and that's that. I do like her attitude though as she's gotten older, although admittedly I don't pay much attention to the goings-on of Hollywood.

 

[Canceled.LTroll.12]

Have you tried Activia?

It makes you shit.

 

[Norman Paperman]

A woman isn't truly sexy until she hits 50 and still looks fantastic...

That's what I tell my wife. She's 53. And sexy as hell.

 

[DamnYankee]

That's what I tell my wife. She's 53. And sexy as hell.

This is a useless post without pics.

 

[Norman Paperman]

This is a useless post without pics.

I suppose so, but I have a policy about not posting pictures of my wife on message boards.

Sorry.

 

[DamnYankee]

I suppose so, but I have a policy about not posting pictures of my wife on message boards.

Sorry.

Then I can only assume that she looks like Mott the Hoople.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I've never really found Jamie Lee to be all that attractive, personally, but I have enjoyed her on-screen presence. Now, Janet Leigh, on the other hand, was absolutely gorgeous, and having her for a mother is major points to Janet!! Debbie Reynolds was also much more beautiful than Carrie Fisher, so these things happen...

 

[DamnYankee]

Janet's boobs are impossibly firm.

 

[Minister of Truth]

That's because I traveled back in time and became her massage therapist.

 

[DamnYankee]

Seriously though a bra could not do that, unless it was made of rigid material, and it doesn't look like she has one on, at least not one with a center strap.

I knew a girl in college with breasts like that. We used to call her "steel tits".

 

[Minister of Truth]

Some women just have really great breasts, and that's that.

 

[DamnYankee]

What breasts aren't great?

 

[Minister of Truth]

What breasts aren't great?

Some just aren't. Luckily, a girl with a weak rack or a weak ass can always be saved by a beautiful face, or one of those two features being strong. That said, great breasts are a true delight, and a gift to any woman endowed with them (and yes, with great breasts comes great power and responsibility).

 

[DamnYankee]

Some just aren't.

Prove it.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Prove it.

Pro Wrestling.

 

[DamnYankee]

Pro Wrestling.

Wrong.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Alright, I have known some girls who literally just had tits and no boob to speak of. Does that mean their boobs can't be ranked as "crappy," because there aren't any, or does that mean they are weak?