I LOVE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[FUCK THE POLICE]

And I don't give a shit what YOU think about it!

I love the way he talks, I love his honesty and integrity... I love the plain-spoken demeanor, and the confident swaggar. I love like hell, the way he always makes the republicans eat dirt, and look like the jackasses they are!

I love to see him working on his ranch like roosevelt did,

I love to see him do an interview in blue jeans, I even love when he managels his salybals.

I love his chuckle, and his wit.

I love his jokes, I love to just listen to him talk about his ideas.

I love his wife, I love his accent, I love her accent... I love the way they look at each other like two people genuinely in love! I love the comfort of knowing Obama ain't cheating on her and getting blowjobs on the side, and I love the lack of rumors that she is a lesbian. I love not having 'bimbo alerts' and an endless stream of women accusing him of sexual misconduct. I love not having to hear about cigars, cloakroom sex, and splooge on blue dresses.

I LOVE BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Dixie's gettin' hard.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Most of the newer members aren't going to get your joke WM.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Most of the newer members aren't going to get your joke WM.

Yeah, all 2 of them are going to have to ask about it.

 

[DamnYankee]

Skidmark, you must be the biggest faggot on the planet.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Watermark, I don't think Obama will give you sex, but that's where one of the more recreational members of the JPP Trinity comes it. You up for a little buttsecks, Billy?

 

[DamnYankee]

Cap'n will "plow" you.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Skidmark, you must be the biggest faggot on the planet.

LOL, so perfect.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Watermark, I don't think Obama will give you sex, but that's where one of the more recreational members of the JPP Trinity comes it. You up for a little buttsecks, Billy?

Well, I have been drinking...

 

[DamnYankee]

Drink some more, and have some more pork skins.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I don't drink anymore.

Haven't drunk anything in two weeks, binged in three, and haven't had several days of binging in about a month.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Drink some more, and have some more pork skins.

Sorry, but they only sell those in the south.

So hopped up on my supposed weight SM. Are you ashamed that a fat guy can kick your ass? Or is it because a fat guy plowed your mother while you were sound asleep in the same house?

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

I don't drink anymore.

Bullshit.

 

[DamnYankee]

Sorry, but they only sell those in the south.

So hopped up on my supposed weight SM. Are you ashamed that a fat guy can kick your ass? Or is it because a fat guy plowed your mother while you were sound asleep in the same house?

You can buy anything on line Fat Man. Or haven't they let you have a credit card?

What's with your fascination with my ass? Are you gay?

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

You can buy anything on line Fat Man. Or haven't they let you have a credit card?

What's with your fascination with my ass? Are you gay?

It's both isn't it? Don't worry, though, you don't need to call me daddy. I only fucked your mom, I wouldn't have anything to do with her in any other way.

 

[DamnYankee]

It's both isn't it? Don't worry, though, you don't need to call me daddy. I only fucked your mom, I wouldn't have anything to do with her in any other way.

Both? They won't let you have a credit card and you're gay?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Bullshit.

Nope, serious.

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Nope, serious.

That's no fun.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Watermark, I don't think Obama will give you sex, but that's where one of the more recreational members of the JPP Trinity comes it. You up for a little buttsecks, Billy?

Hell you got laid by the neighbor girl and I still got her photo you sent me. That's living proof that Skidmark can get laid too. For every man there's a woman!

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Hell you got laid by the neighbor girl and I still got her photo you sent me. That's living proof that Skidmark can get laid too. For every man there's a woman!

Her face is cute. She'd probably be hot if she lost 400 lbs.