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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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WTF?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.This is the classic tongue twister answer — it's deliberately circular and unhelpful because the premise is absurd. Woodchucks (also known as groundhogs) are burrowing rodents. They don't "chuck" (throw) wood; they mostly chuck dirt while digging tunnels.Fun (made-up) estimates people have thrown around over the years:Some folks claim a woodchuck could chuck around 700 pounds of wood (based on a very loose 1980s calculation tying it to how much dirt they displace when burrowing).
Others say zero, because they have no interest in wood-chucking.
The most accurate answer: Not much. They'd probably gnaw on it a bit if it was in the way of their burrow, but throwing it? Nah.
If woodchucks could chuck wood, they'd probably chuck just enough to annoy you while you're trying to say the tongue twister five times fast.
 
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