Huge Doomsday Meteor To Strike Earth!

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Dixie - In Memoriam

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CNN has just reported, scientists have discovered a massive meteor on course to strike Earth in less than 4 years. Not really, but let's pretend this story just broke, and Robdawg broke his neck to get here and post it....

Here is a dramatization of the banter which would follow...

CON: Wow, that's incredible, I wonder what we are going to do?
LIB: Do? Don't you know? Your monkeyboy is in charge!
CON: Well, I think this kind of supersedes politics, don't you?
LIB: Fuck you, everything is politics, besides... this is YOUR fault!
CON: How's it my fault?
LIB: YOU are the one who supports this inept administration!11!1!
CON: I voted Libertarian!
LIB: You did not! Don't lie, you are in with the neocons!
CON: No, really, I just think we need to do something about this meteor...
LIB: You've drank the koolaid, haven't you?
CON: Well, no... I just think we need to talk about what to do...
LIB: About what? The Bushies little Neocon diversion propaganda?
CON: WTF? Are you on drugs or forget to take your meds?
LIB: Oh don't act like you don't see Haliburton written all over this!
CON: Well, but it has been confirmed by the Chinese and Soviets too...
LIB: Yeah, the Bushies covered their tracks, they know who to buy off!
CON: Besides... Hillary is leading in the polls, she will probably win...
LIB: No, Bush will declare martial law after society collapses, it's part of the plan!
CON: Well, I don't think that is very practical...
LIB: Of course you don't, you are brainwashed by the Religious Right!
CON: But what if you are wrong, and we could have used this time to prepare?
LIB: I can't be wrong, I am never wrong!
CON: Well, I don't know about that...
LIB: I'm owning you in this very thread!
CON: You're sounding like a nut!
LIB: Sure, that's right, when you're being owned, resort to the name calling!

Three Months Later...

CON: I read a report on the meteor at the NY Times website...
LIB: They are no longer reputable as a source, since they sold out to Bush's Big Rock Myth!
CON: Well, they said the rock might be diverted if we can unite to fund the mission, but we have to do it now if we have any chance.
LIB: Give it up, everyone in the world knows Bush lied about Iraq and he's lying about the Big Rock!
CON: Everyone is on board except the French, and they are afraid they might piss the rock off if they attack it.
LIB: No, the French are right, it's a pointless venture and waste of money!
CON: Saving all of humanity is too much money?
LIB: Not as long as you can make it off the backs of the working poor! huh?
CON: Look, we need your support to make this happen, and we don't have much time left!
LIB: You don't scare me! People have predicted doomsday forever, and guess what? It never has come true! You're just too stupid to understand!

LIB#2: Yeah, he's too stupid to understand! You owned him!
LIB: Yeah, I bet he won't even bother responding again!
CON: I'm here, I just don't see any point in talking to you people.
LIB: Translation: I am owned and don't know what to say!
CON: No, I just think you're an idiot not worthy of response.
LIB: Typical, resort to name calling again! OWNED!

Three months later...

CON: Well congrats Libs, you managed to defeat the effort to divert the meteor, and we all have about a year left to live on this planet.
LIB: That's fine, you Neocons messed this one up bad enough already!
CON: Yeah, but what are you going to do now?
LIB: Simple, if the meteor makes things bad here, I'll go colonize on Mars with the people at RedPlanet.com!
CON: *sigh* I give up!
LIB: Yeah, you should submit to me bitch, I own your ass!

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Yeah, you Cons are all so rational, down to Earth people who utilise 'common sense', whilst Liberals are all loopy, over-the-top and irrational.

Do you have anything in your arsenal apart from ad hominen attacks? I thought you classed yourself as one the best of the conservative debaters?

You are resembling a monkey sitting in a cage hurling his own faesces.
 
I thought you classed yourself as one the best of the conservative debaters?

Nah, there are much better debaters on the conservative side, and most of the time, I don't have a real debate, just some petty little twerp liberal spouting his latest kookiness, and trying to refute common sense and logic, and deny the truth. I'm not the greatest at espousing the conservative cause, because a lot of what I personally believe is shared with the libertarians, but I am a purveyor of truth, here and everywhere I go. I can't allow non-truth to slide, I can't allow people with an agenda to get away with the lies, and pass them off as truth without being challenged. I doubt that will ever change in me.
 
you are the purveyor of TRUTH?

get real, you slanderous, flatulent neocon, Bush dicksucking gadfly!

You wouldn't know the truth if it impaled itself up your well travelled ass.
 
I think the U.S. may be entering a Chamberlain moment. I think there is little we can do to stop it, other than to wait.
 
maineman said:
you are the purveyor of TRUTH?

get real, you slanderous, flatulent neocon, Bush dicksucking gadfly!

You wouldn't know the truth if it impaled itself up your well travelled ass.
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See, this is what I missed.

Good to see you back Mainman. Without you it gets to be like a f'ing tea party here. Sometimes I try to mix it up a bit, but then I get to feeling guilty, like, what if I'm too nasty and I chase someone off and then Damo loses a new poster, or someone from FP testing the waters.

See, I do think of you Damo.
 
good to BE back Darla....

I fucking HATE tea.... after a week in Rome, I am 100% on the side of good coffee, regardless of its incarnation.

and DIxe can ALWAYS go fuck himself, as far as I am concerned... slanderous piece of shit that he is,
 
maineman said:
good to BE back Darla....

I fucking HATE tea.... after a week in Rome, I am 100% on the side of good coffee, regardless of its incarnation.

and DIxe can ALWAYS go fuck himself, as far as I am concerned... slanderous piece of shit that he is,
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I read your posts about Rome, it sounds great, I'm jealous!

Glad you had a good time, but also glad you're back.
 
Darla said:
I read your posts about Rome, it sounds great, I'm jealous!

Glad you had a good time, but also glad you're back.
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six days in Rome with someone you truly love is almost beyond description.

But it was not going to last forever, and I certainly am glad to be back amongst friends here!
 
Darla said:
See, this is what I missed.

Good to see you back Mainman. Without you it gets to be like a f'ing tea party here. Sometimes I try to mix it up a bit, but then I get to feeling guilty, like, what if I'm too nasty and I chase someone off and then Damo loses a new poster, or someone from FP testing the waters.

See, I do think of you Damo.
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Awww... Isn't she just the sweetest.:lov1:
 
You wouldn't know the truth if it impaled itself up your well travelled ass.

An inanimate object like truth is incapable of 'impaling' itself. My well traveled ass might become 'impaled' on truth, in a metaphoric context. And, in fact, I think my well traveled ass HAS been impaled on the truth. I keep hoping maybe it will snag your ass as well, but so far it hasn't.

Good to see you made it back, not really, it's too bad your plane didn't crash into the ocean, but whatever... I knew we wouldn't be THAT damned lucky! I know the Romans are glad you are back.... How many of them famous Roman bathhouses did you get to visit?
 
Dixie said:
it's too bad your plane didn't crash into the ocean, but whatever... I knew we wouldn't be THAT damned lucky! I know the Romans are glad you are back.... How many of them famous Roman bathhouses did you get to visit?
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Says the devout "Christian". Jesus makes note of this shit in Excel if you didn't know. Don't be writing yourself out of that Book of Life there Dix.
 
Dixie said:
You wouldn't know the truth if it impaled itself up your well travelled ass.

An inanimate object like truth is incapable of 'impaling' itself. My well traveled ass might become 'impaled' on truth, in a metaphoric context. And, in fact, I think my well traveled ass HAS been impaled on the truth. I keep hoping maybe it will snag your ass as well, but so far it hasn't.

Good to see you made it back, not really, it's too bad your plane didn't crash into the ocean, but whatever... I knew we wouldn't be THAT damned lucky! I know the Romans are glad you are back.... How many of them famous Roman bathhouses did you get to visit?
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never saw a roman bathhouse...but my lovely wife and I did see just about every other noteworthy attraction...

while you developed film and then went back to your lonely doublewide, your pictures of your absent darling poetry writing daughter for "inspiration" , and your jar of handcream for necessary lubrication and fulfillment.... sucks to be you.
 
Dixie's senario wold be more anagalous to what has happened in the past few years... if it ended up with the meteor having been a hoax all along perpertuated by the Republicans to use fear to control the voting public.
 
Damocles said:
I don't think the two are mutually exclusive. Depending on what you mean by Nixon moment.
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I mean that not only has the Emperor no clothes but he's been playing Orwell's game of chess in the nude. There is no enemy. Not in the sense he means it, anyway. It's all just white and black arrows on a map, the movement of which drive the sheep.
 
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