How the Americans don't have better teeth than us after all

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  • The English have suffered a century of jokes about their 'terrible' teeth
  • But research proves Americans are more likely to suffer poor dental health
  • Average number of missing teeth is also higher in the US than in England

We have suffered a century of jokes about our 'terrible' teeth. But it turns out the English will have the last laugh – because our smiles are not as wonky as our US friends would have us believe. Americans do not have better teeth than the English, researchers have proven. A team from both sides of the Atlantic compared data for thousands of patients from the English Adult Dental Health Survey and the US National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey. They looked for examples of missing teeth, adults' perceptions of their oral health and the effect of poor teeth on daily life such as pain, difficulty eating and avoiding smiling.

The University College London researchers wrote: 'There is a long standing belief in the United States that the British have terrible teeth. 'This view dates back at least 100 years, with toothpaste adverts extolling the virtues of American smiles.' But they concluded: 'We've shown the oral health of Americans is not better than the English.' The light-hearted study was included in the Christmas edition of the British Medical Journal.


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Fucking South...

How does he UK as a whole, fare, when you factor in the Scots, "Irish," and the Cymru-English?

The Scots eat shit for the most part, they live the shortest time and have the highest rate of heart problems. As for their teeth, dreadful just about covers it. The Welsh are little better.
 
...and you limeys eat raw bacon.

It's no wonder all those rashers will give you fucked up teeth.

Raw bacon is probably better for you. The carcinogenic nitrosamines are formed when the nitrates are fried to a crisp with the fatty acids above 375F.
You shouldn't criticize what others eat Princess.
 
The Americans have to be better at something! What will they do now that it has been proved we don't live in 1941 and that our teeth are better than theirs? I suppose they will shoot them out and vote Trump.
 
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The Americans have to be better at something! What will they do now that it has been proved we don't live in 1941 and that our teeth are better than theirs I suppose they will shoot them out and vote Trump.

They will ignore the reality and keep believing the myth.
 
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