homophobia

When I was younger and (I imagine) a great deal prettier, I had to beat off quite a few hopeful homosexuals, so they have never been my favourite class of people, but it is 'comedians' who specialise in putting down others for what they can't help who are the real pain in the arse. I'd have hoped simple good taste would have seen them off by now, but there are a lot of archaic nasties in the world, or how could Trump ever have been elected?

LOL Blame conservatives for liberal nastiness. LOL
 
First homo: Let's play hide and seek. If you find me, I'll give you a blow job.

Second homo: OK!

First homo: I'll be hiding behind the piano.

Homosexual: Let's play hide and seek. If you find me, Ill give you a blow job.

Evangelical Minister: Will you be behind the piano, so my parishioners wont see?
 
When I was younger and (I imagine) a great deal prettier, I had to beat off quite a few hopeful homosexuals, so they have never been my favourite class of people, but it is 'comedians' who specialise in putting down others for what they can't help who are the real pain in the arse. I'd have hoped simple good taste would have seen them off by now, but there are a lot of archaic nasties in the world, or how could Trump ever have been elected?

How many men have you beaten off?
 
How many men have you beaten off?

Four or five, as far as I remember. Since I was pretty tough at the time it was not a major problem, though there was an RAF corporal who kept on trying - it was difficult to thump those with a higher rank when on square-bashing!
 
Four or five, as far as I remember. Since I was pretty tough at the time it was not a major problem, though there was an RAF corporal who kept on trying - it was difficult to thump those with a higher rank when on square-bashing!

So the corporal wouldn't come?
 
Four or five, as far as I remember. Since I was pretty tough at the time it was not a major problem, though there was an RAF corporal who kept on trying - it was difficult to thump those with a higher rank when on square-bashing!

Did you enjoy beating them off?

How long did it take? Did they return the favor?
 
Did you enjoy beating them off?

How long did it take? Did they return the favor?

Not in the least, but I didn't fancy 'em. No they didn't - I am not into your American hobbies, mate. I preferred girls, whom the English refer to as sheep, finding it a taste that is baffling! :)
 
Homosexual: Let's play hide and seek. If you find me, Ill give you a blow job.

Evangelical Minister: Will you be behind the piano, so my parishioners wont see?

Homo: Let's play hide and seek. If you find me, Ill give you a blow job.

Jarod: I'll be right there.
 
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