Heads up JPP/Damocles: Those who claim Melania a hooker, online, better watchout

[Nomad]

I don't know.... Its still my opinion Malania was not into it unless it was a special occasion.

Like Sunday.

Or Monday.

Or Tuesday.

Or....

 

[Jarod]

In my opinion she's not into you for any occasion.

I doubt she would be, unless I was wealthier than Trump, and I am not.

 

[Damocles]

Well, actually, the guy behind @Writeintrump is actually pro-Trump, so it's not entirely Fake News.

Well, other than he didn't write it, and it didn't happen, everything in that tweet was "true", right? LOL

It was funny though.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I doubt she would be, unless I was wealthier than Trump, and I am not.

I don't think money is the reason. Jealous isn't an attractive trait.

 

[Jarod]

I don't think money is the reason. Jealous isn't an attractive trait.

I am certainly not jealous of Trump's wife. She is by far, not my type.

 

[Nomad]

I am certainly not jealous of Trump's wife. She is by far, not my type.

Q) What's the difference between Melania Trump and a toilet seat?

A) A toilet seat will eventually warm to the touch.

 

[Jarod]

Q) What's the difference between Melania Trump and a toilet seat?

A) A toilet seat will eventually warm to the touch.

I once had a girlfriend, she was beautiful, but her body was actually cold to the touch. She was not "cold" with her affections or anything, just cold to the touch. When we would have sex I would physically get cold. I ended up breaking up with her because sex became enjoyable because of how cold her body was.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I am certainly not jealous of Trump's wife. She is by far, not my type.

You mean that you're not her type.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I once had a girlfriend, she was beautiful, but her body was actually cold to the touch. She was not "cold" with her affections or anything, just cold to the touch. When we would have sex I would physically get cold. I ended up breaking up with her because sex became enjoyable because of how cold her body was.

She obviously wasn't hot for you.

 

[Jarod]

You mean that you're not her type.

Maybe I'm not, I don't know... but that is not what I meant, I meant what I said, she is not my type.

 

[Jarod]

She obviously wasn't hot for you.

I don't know, she sure wanted lots of sex, and seemed to really enjoy it... but her body was icy.

 

[cancel2 2022]

She obviously wasn't hot for you.

I wonder if she gave him a chilly willy?

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[PostmodernProphet]

I am certainly not jealous of Trump's wife. She is by far, not my type.

of course she isn't.....she's a she......

 

[Jarod]

I wonder if she gave him a chilly willy?

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she did....not good

 

[USFREEDOM911]

I once had a girlfriend, she was beautiful, but her body was actually cold to the touch. She was not "cold" with her affections or anything, just cold to the touch. When we would have sex I would physically get cold. I ended up breaking up with her because sex became enjoyable because of how cold her body was.

Dude, your girlfriend was dead and you're into necrophilia.

 

[cancel2 2022]

Dude, your girlfriend was dead and you're into necrophilia.

She sounds drop dead gorgeous!

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[Jarod]

Dude, your girlfriend was dead and you're into necrophilia.

She was alive... but as cold as if she were dead. She was German, I wonder if that had anything to do with it?

 

[MAGA MAN]

Maybe I'm not, I don't know... but that is not what I meant, I meant what I said, she is not my type.

Maybe she isn't, I know you like men so perhaps you're not into gorgeous women. But I'm pretty certain that you're not her type.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I wonder if she gave him a chilly willy?

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Not something I care to think about.

 

[MAGA MAN]

I don't know, she sure wanted lots of sex, and seemed to really enjoy it... but her body was icy.

More likely you weren't able to satisfy her needs. Most women need more than the two hump chump.