Got to love Kimmel’s response to Trump:

[RB 60]

Phony Christians and phony patriots.

Not one thing about the right is genuine and heartfelt.

Other than their love of guns and their desire to use any means at their disposal regardless of legality or constitutionality, to force their narrow-minded, authoritarian agenda on everyone else.

What's "phony"? Why do you despise those who love "God and Country"?

Your opinion means nothing.

Psychobabble.
But yeah, we do believe in our Constitutional right to bear arms.
We are the ones who use them lawfully. Just don't fuck with us.

 

[Nomad]

What's "phony"? Why do you despise those who love "God and Country"?

Your opinion means nothing.

Psychobabble.
But yeah, we do believe in our Constitutional right to bear arms.
We are the ones who use them lawfully. Just don't fuck with us.

You're exactly the kind of chest thumping redneck cement head I was talking about.

Blabber about God and country out of one side of your face while cheering for a traitor criminal president and making veiled threats of violence out of the other.

Two-faced, phoney baloney Christofascist assholes.

You have zero understanding of the meaning of the teachings of Christ.

 

[RB 60]

You're exactly the kind of chest thumping redneck cement head I was talking about.

Blabber about God and country out of one side of your face while cheering for a traitor criminal president and making veiled threats of violence out of the other.

Two-faced, phoney baloney Christofascist assholes.

You have zero understanding of the meaning of the teachings of Christ.

Define "cement head." What makes you not a "cement head"? Who's chest thumping?

Who's making "veiled threats of violence"? It's your hatred that shines through.

"Two-faced, phoney baloney Christofascist assholes"? That's a lotta insult, right there.
Why do you say Christians are fascist? What makes you not fascist for saying that?

Who the hell are you to say if I have an understanding of Christ's teachings?
You just hate me. What do you know that I don't?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Define "cement head." What makes you not a "cement head"? Who's chest thumping?

Who's making "veiled threats of violence"? It's your hatred that shines through.

"Two-faced, phoney baloney Christofascist assholes"? That's a lotta insult, right there.
Why do you say Christians are fascist? What makes you not fascist for saying that?

Who the hell are you to say if I have an understanding of Christ's teachings?
You just hate me. What do you know that I don't?

Nomad's a hateful, lying, agitprop dickhead.
All the predictions he made last year failed.
He don't care, he just rolls with whatever talking points he gets for the day in his inbox.

 

[EdwinA]

If you can, try to make that blob of word oatmeal make some level of sense, at least to the degree that a normal person can fathom what the holy living fuck you're trying to blubber, then please by all means do so and give it another shot.

Well, as a mentally ill deviant you making sense of anything isn't a thing you can accomplish.

 

[EdwinA]

Nomad's a hateful, lying, agitprop dickhead.
All the predictions he made last year failed.
He don't care, he just rolls with whatever talking points he gets for the day in his inbox.

lol they're oblivious idiots.

 

[Damocles]

Says the juvenile who writes shit like "LOOOooLLL".

Seriously.

How old is the kid you copied that from?


Splack is the kind of word that dumbasses know the definition of and think that knowledge makes s-m-r-t

Damo gloating over his smrts....

You're gonna have to try harder than that.

Dayum straight... I am so smart.... S-M-R-T.... (I literally have this on a t-shirt)...

 

[Matt Dillon]

Dayum straight... I am so smart.... S-M-R-T.... (I literally have this on a t-shirt)...

I'd like this T-Shirt:

 

[EdwinA]

I'd like this T-Shirt:

lol I like that one, too.

 

[Nomad]

Define "cement head."

What makes you not a "cement head"?

The fact that I strive and have the ability, to look at situations from all sides, assess other people's motives, and consider their points of view using logic and reason, to arrive at a realistic conclusion.

You on the other hand, are the opposite of that.

Who's chest thumping?

You and the rest of your big mouthed, psuedo tough guy, right-wingers who try to make yourselves sound like bad asses from behind the safety of your keyboard anonymity.

Who's making "veiled threats of violence"?

Any and all of you gun obsessed trigger lickers and barrel strokers who say things like "don't fuck with us" or...

"Try us and see, boy. You wanna FAFO? You will.

....we'll splack you all over everything, you stupid sumbitch!

You're fuckin' with the wrong people now."

Etc., etc.

Typical right-winger chest thumping implied violence.

It's your hatred that shines through.

I never claimed to NOT hate you trumpers and your ignorance and your fealty to a wannabe dictator who's actively destroying the foundations of our democratic government, pissing on the Constitution, using the DOJ and the power of his office to go after his political "enemies", and too many other unprecedented unconscionable, unAmerican traitorous acts to list.

I do hate you, but the hate that I and other left of center people have for you is not based on mere disagreement with your politics or social paranoia the way you all hate us, it's based on the way you are destroying democracy by mindlessly worshipping a dictator.

"Two-faced, phoney baloney Christofascist assholes"? That's a lotta insult, right there.
Why do you say Christians are fascist? What makes you not fascist for saying that?

The likes of Charlie Kirk who want to lend the power of the government to their chosen religious beliefs and push this country towards a theocratic rule, no different or better than the Ayatollahs of Iran.

Obviously not all Christians fall into that category, but the hard right Christian Nationalist movement is all in and on board with trump and his attempts to turn the US into an authoritarian theocracy.

Who the hell are you to say if I have an understanding of Christ's teachings?

It's so obvious anyone who looks at it honestly can see that you don't.

The vile garbage you advocate publicly is antithetical to the teachings of Jesus.

You just hate me. What do you know that I don't?

I know that the things I see you advocate here on JPP are immoral and unChristian.

 

[Matt Dillon]

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The fact that I strive and have the ability, to look at situations from all sides, assess other people's motives, and consider their points of view using logic and reason, to arrive at a realistic conclusion.

You on the other hand, are the opposite of that.

You and the rest of your big mouthed, psuedo tough guy, right-wingers who try to make yourselves sound like bad asses from behind the safety of your keyboard anonymity.

Any and all of you gun obsessed trigger lickers and barrel strokers who say things like "don't fuck with us" or...

"Try us and see, boy. You wanna FAFO? You will.

....we'll splack you all over everything, you stupid sumbitch!

You're fuckin' with the wrong people now."

Etc., etc.

Typical right-winger chest thumping implied violence.

I never claimed to NOT hate you trumpers and your ignorance and your fealty to a wannabe dictator who's actively destroying the foundations of our democratic government, pissing on the Constitution, using the DOJ and the power of his office to go after his political "enemies", and too many other unprecedented unconscionable, unAmerican traitorous acts to list.

I do hate you, but the hate that I and other left of center people have for you is not based on mere disagreement with your politics or social paranoia the way you all hate us, it's based on the way you are destroying democracy by mindlessly worshipping a dictator.

The likes of Charlie Kirk who want to lend the power of the government to their chosen religious beliefs and push this country towards a theocratic rule, no different or better than the Ayatollahs of Iran.

Obviously not all Christians fall into that category, but the hard right Christian Nationalist movement is all in and on board with trump and his attempts to turn the US into an authoritarian theocracy.

It's so obvious anyone who looks at it honestly can see that you don't.

The vile garbage you advocate publicly is antithetical to the teachings of Jesus.

I know that the things I see you advocate here on JPP are immoral and unChristian.

Whoop your ass, fuckin' Percival. You ain't never been in a fight in your life, I bet, whereas I've been in some really weird ones.
Like gettin' jumped by 8 black munchkins one day. I was just chillin' by the shade tree, and next thing I know they're fuckin' with me. Started out not so bad, then their intentions became clear. I got ahold of one, cutting his air off while swingin' the lil sumbitch around to beat all the others
back with his legs when a black dude on the football team saw what was happening and came over and saved my ass.
I was going down, not easily, but I was going down, there were 8 of them. It was a losing battle.
I never forget that day. Or the dude's name that saved my ass.
I punch bullies dead in the face and always have, since the 1st day of kindergarten, even.
I don't care how big, I don't care. I'm going for it. Have not lost many fights.
Life's too short to put up with bullying. Often it's not the size of dog in the fight, it's the size of fight in the dog.
I've seen a 40 lb mini-labrador absolutely rip the shit out of 2 80 lb Chows, I mean bad damage. I had to stop him, he ripped 1/4 of one's back skin off. The dude was mad, but he was trespassing.

 

[Maze]

 

[Diesel]

I said Trump had nothing to do with kimmel getting cancelled, and you go on to say that's adorable, now go ahead
and take your nap. Are you suggesting here that Trump actually had something to do with kimmel getting cancelled?
A simple yes or no will suffice.

yes. duh.

 

[Diesel]

Sorry I don't speak maga ebonics.

@Matt Dillon is backwoods trailer trash. It's usually not worth translating him.

 

[Diesel]

I swear you now hold the record for most shitspamming in a day.
You have to have a text with all this crap in it or something.
Wow. And they're pretty serious OPs, except you done

STARTED OVER 50 OF THE MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!​

MOST SHITSPAMMING ON A FORUM I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
BITCH YOU STARTED OVER FUCKING 50 THREADS TODAY, FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU THAT MUCH.

YOU'RE NOT THAT MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE, YOU STANK BITCH!

OL' COTTAGE CHEESE CROTCH ASS.

Wow. Her thread starts triggered you so hard that you started screaming at the internet and spitting up your applesauce all over your bib.

 

[Maze]

TIGER LILLY BETTER STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE OR ELSE!!!!!!

 

[Nomad]

Whoop your ass, fuckin' Percival. You ain't never been in a fight in your life, I bet,

You lose.

How much did I win off you?

whereas I've been in some really weird ones.
Like gettin' jumped by 8 black munchkins one day. I was just chillin' by the shade tree, and next thing I know they're fuckin' with me. Started out not so bad, then their intentions became clear. I got ahold of one, cutting his air off while swingin' the lil sumbitch around to beat all the others
back with his legs when a black dude on the football team saw what was happening and came over and saved my ass.
I was going down, not easily, but I was going down, there were 8 of them. It was a losing battle.
I never forget that day. Or the dude's name that saved my ass.
I punch bullies dead in the face and always have, since the 1st day of kindergarten, even.
I don't care how big, I don't care. I'm going for it. Have not lost many fights.
Life's too short to put up with bullying. Often it's not the size of dog in the fight, it's the size of fight in the dog.
I've seen a 40 lb mini-labrador absolutely rip the shit out of 2 80 lb Chows, I mean bad damage. I had to stop him, he ripped 1/4 of one's back skin off. The dude was mad, but he was trespassing.

You can go ahead and file all of that under "SNBYCA".

Shit Nobody But You Cares About.

 

[Diesel]

Except that not one of you idiots has ever done that to anyone.

We are the splackers.

You clowns are the slackers.

For real. Who is the intelligent "conservative" in this forum? Hint: There aren't any. I would say that Damocles and T. A. Gardner used to be the sane righties. Well, that ship sailed, sunk, and exploded at the bottom of the ocean last year. When TACO won his second term, those two went full blown MAGAt psycho. I don't exaggerate when I say that I honestly don't think there is a single normal, rational conservative anywhere on JPP.

 

[Diesel]

Once you're on the ground, you're fucked, and I know several ways to get you there. I ain't the one to fuck with in a fight.
From the Puerto-Rican backroll, to the Spanish slam, to the hood I'm from scoopslam, to the martial arts fuck your knee up, I will get you there.
I have beaten the crap out of a 6'5" black dude, almost killed him. He don't wanna mess with me no more.

Him and 3 of his friends had jumped me, so it was revenge, and I got it. On 3 of of them.
The other one went to prison, and didn't wanna break in there to go get him.
The State probably wouldn't cotton to that.
I was gonna drown him. Had his head under water and decided I didn't want to be a murderer.
So then I had to drag his ass back up out the water, haul him up a fucking embankment, and actually I went to go look for him to have a place to spend the night besides his house.
Well, where I went, I told them where he was at, and what was going on, and they went off lickety split with bats to go fuck him up more.
THAT was definitely not my intention.
Was not a loved dude.
He made it anyway. Thank God.
It is what it is. Try me if you wanna. I bet you regret it.

Yawn. More delusions from a washed up pussy who thinks he was a tough guy 50 years ago. A story for every occasion, as they say.

 

[Diesel]

LOOOooLLL The childlike argument of a democrat. We can see the thoughts going behind your eyes, like a four year old with crumbs on his face ready to lie... Nomad, thinking hard, 'That was funny, I wish I thought of it, dangit I just crapped a little... Damocles just splacked me while I learned the definition of "to splack"... what do I do now?!!! I know, I'll throw out a nuh-uh! I'm rubber, you're glue! that's what I'll do....'... Nomad deploying "the plan":

"Umm.. Um.. No! We are the ones that do that to you! "

Are you proud of that post? You're an embarrassment and one of the more recent jokes on JPP. You're also a liar, a hypocrite, and a pussy, but I'm just stating the obvious.