I laughed so hard because Ann Romnet gives this speech about love, love, love, then Jerseyboy comes on and says, it isn't about love, its about respect! Bawahahha, shut her down, clown!
Some of the Christie jokes on Twitter are hilarious:
A charming GOP conventioneer threw peanuts at a Black CNN camerawoman last night. Unfortunately, Chris Christie ate all the evidence.
Chris Christie is tired of all the fat jokes: "I'm also a bully and not very good at my job. Why don't you joke about that?"
Wall St bankers wrecked the financial system & ripped off billions; Chris Christie wants you to be mad at teachers unions.
Denis Leary @denisleary
Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad.
Paul Ryan Gosling @PaulRyanGosling
Hey girl, I'm so hungover. Someone thought it would be fun to drink every time Chris Christie said "like I did in NJ."
Romenesko @romenesko
Philadelphia Inquirer manages to get two headlines with the word HUGE next to its Chris Christie photo.
http://bit.ly/Nx4k76
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
Last night Ann Romney & Chris Christie taught me that I should love Mitt Romney but not mention him too much.
Bill Maher @billmaher
I think #ChrisChristie is an excellent speaker, but I was surprised that halfway thru his argument collapsed. And the stage didn't.
Social Media Insider @SocialMedia411
RT @desusnice: Romney looked at Chris Christie the way every member of Destiny's Child looked at Beyonce. He knows.
James Poniewozik @poniewozik
BREAKING: Christie Delivers Impassioned Endorsement of What's His Name, You Know, the Guy I'm Giving Chris Christie's Keynote For
The Last Word @TheLastWord
Rachel @Maddow: "This was Chris Christie accepting the Republican nomination for 2016." Notes speech's "selfishness."
jimgeraghty @jimgeraghty
When Chris Christie tells you to stand up, you @#$% stand up.
Louis Virtel @louisvirtel
Chris Christie gives me hope that one day America will elect a CBS sitcom to the presidency.
Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton
Chris Christie said Mitt Romney will tell us the hard truths we need to hear. Like "Put down the fork and step away from the table, Chris."
kassemg @kassemg
I thought Chris Christie was great in WALL-E
osh Gondelman @joshgondelman
Chris Christie just mentioned reducing the size of government. What does he know about portion control?
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
Chris Christie's dad worked at an Ice Cream factory? The Apple Pie doesn't fall far from the tree.
And finally...my favorite (other than my tweet)
Dave Rubin @RubinReport
I don't wanna just make fat jokes about Chris Christie, but he's so fat that his last name ate his first name.