GOP Bans Giving Water to Marathon Runners

Hoosier Daddy

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Calling it part of the radical democrat socialist agenda, the republican Senate today passed a bill calling for the banning of giving water to marathon runners or "other types of aid and comfort."

Texas Senator Ted Cruz called in from Cancun to say "These random acts of kindness being shoved down our throat by "woke" socialists weaken our manly resolve and independence. We have people trying to give water and food to people waiting for hours in line in the hot sun to vote, and to these marathon runners, while China is teaching its men to hate women and gays and diversity in general...In case of war, who do you think wins?" he went on.

"What next, turning the other cheek?"


 
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Haw, haw, haw, haw............................haw.

i cannot believe even republicans believe a law that bans people from giving water to people waiting in line is not only illegal, but just stupid as shit.

has the whole repub party gone nuts? banning giving water to people standing in line? how does that make voting safer or whatever the hell they try to claim these jim crow laws are for?
 
i cannot believe even republicans believe a law that bans people from giving water to people waiting in line is not only illegal, but just stupid as shit.

has the whole repub party gone nuts? banning giving water to people standing in line? how does that make voting safer or whatever the hell they try to claim these jim crow laws are for?

This has been addressed in the other thread.......the one that was started so many hours before you got around to it.

Do you even look?
 
This has been addressed in the other thread.......the one that was started so many hours before you got around to it.

Do you even look?

so what? it is so fucking stupid it needs to be addressed again. are you in favor of banning giving water to marathon runners?
 
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