Hoosier Daddy
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Calling it part of the radical democrat socialist agenda, the republican Senate today passed a bill calling for the banning of giving water to marathon runners or "other types of aid and comfort."
Texas Senator Ted Cruz called in from Cancun to say "These random acts of kindness being shoved down our throat by "woke" socialists weaken our manly resolve and independence. We have people trying to give water and food to people waiting for hours in line in the hot sun to vote, and to these marathon runners, while China is teaching its men to hate women and gays and diversity in general...In case of war, who do you think wins?" he went on.
"What next, turning the other cheek?"
Texas Senator Ted Cruz called in from Cancun to say "These random acts of kindness being shoved down our throat by "woke" socialists weaken our manly resolve and independence. We have people trying to give water and food to people waiting for hours in line in the hot sun to vote, and to these marathon runners, while China is teaching its men to hate women and gays and diversity in general...In case of war, who do you think wins?" he went on.
"What next, turning the other cheek?"
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