Friends don't let friends....

Mott the Hoople

Sweet Jane
An engineer friend of mine dropped over to watch the game with me and drink some beers.....well actually a lot of beers. After the game we both had a pretty good buzz on and were talking about work. I was telling him "Man I never could have made it as an engineer like you. I never did get calculus."

He said "Oh man Calculus is easy! Hand me your calculator and I'll show you how to do it."

I refused to give it to him. After all, friends should not let friends derive drunk.
 
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