Former President Trump issues statement announcing he made a hole in one
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Matt Dillon
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Matt Dillon
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I say it's the law of averages. 
If you play enough golf, eventually you'll get a hole in one or two.
If you play enough golf, eventually you'll get a hole in one or two.
Matt Dillon
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ExpressLane
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I hit a hole in one once. I barely got pass the windmill blade.I say it's the law of averages.
If you play enough golf, eventually you'll get a hole in one or two.
Matt Dillon
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Translation: #TRE45ON posts official blurb bragging about a hole in one. Trumpanzee leaps up to inform us that "this has nothing to do with Trump" in a poorly-spelled rant.
But yeah, I'm the one who's a moron.
Not only a moron but a truly thin skinned one at that.
ExpressLane
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Hole in one WINNING!
Matt Dillon
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You're an antisocial shitty person in general. One of us can play "Liquor and Whores" and have fun with it, and it ain't you.
One of us can teach his friend's kid to play "Rock n Roll, Hootchie Koo", and I bet that ain't you either.
I do suck on guitar, though. Just not as bad as you. I'll never be as good as I'd like to be, and have come to terms with that.
gemini104104
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tRump, his criminal family and fellow insurrectionist repukes of a un-American and un-civilized nature belong in a hole at a federal penitentiary indefinitely.
signalmankenneth
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gemini104104
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Actually, all of this former president tRump trash is bullshit and it would take a damned fool to consider this lawlessly hacked and twice impeached imposter of a so-called POTUS tRump as some so-called president. This as a result of the technicality of tRump being in violation of U.S. Constitutional law and the will of the 2016 majority who voted against this sewer conspiring tripe of a so-called human being tRump and when it comes to the term FRAUD!
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Republican presidents know golf; DEMOCRATS blow
President Trump is in good presidential company in hitting a hole-in-one at age 75.
President Eisenhower made his first and only hole-in-one at age 77.
President Ford made history in Memphis on the fifth hole of the Colonial Country Club at the FedEx St. Jude Classic at age 63.
President George (W.) Bush scored one at age 72 at the Forest Golf Club in Dallas.
“I’ve never had a hole-in-one,” Blowjob Bill Clinton confessed two years ago. “The closest I ever got was when I was 15. I hit it to an inch away, and I got down and blew on the ball.”
https://www.usga.org/articles/2016/03/dwight-d--eisenhower--golf-s-ultimate-ambassador.html
https://www.golfchannel.com/article/grill-room/day-golf-president-ford-makes-ace-fedex-st-jude#:~:text=On%20this%20day%20%28June%208%29%20in%201977%2C%20President,presidents%2C%20click%20here%20or%20on%20the%20image%20below%3A?msclkid=ce38f391afa711eca47a767fb26b176f
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/george-w-bush-golf-scores-first-ever-hole-in-one-2019-03-20/?msclkid=30fd4b6aafa811ec95206a71e16754ee
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/friedman-clinton0011
President Trump is in good presidential company in hitting a hole-in-one at age 75.
President Eisenhower made his first and only hole-in-one at age 77.
President Ford made history in Memphis on the fifth hole of the Colonial Country Club at the FedEx St. Jude Classic at age 63.
President George (W.) Bush scored one at age 72 at the Forest Golf Club in Dallas.
“I’ve never had a hole-in-one,” Blowjob Bill Clinton confessed two years ago. “The closest I ever got was when I was 15. I hit it to an inch away, and I got down and blew on the ball.”
https://www.usga.org/articles/2016/03/dwight-d--eisenhower--golf-s-ultimate-ambassador.html
https://www.golfchannel.com/article/grill-room/day-golf-president-ford-makes-ace-fedex-st-jude#:~:text=On%20this%20day%20%28June%208%29%20in%201977%2C%20President,presidents%2C%20click%20here%20or%20on%20the%20image%20below%3A?msclkid=ce38f391afa711eca47a767fb26b176f
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/george-w-bush-golf-scores-first-ever-hole-in-one-2019-03-20/?msclkid=30fd4b6aafa811ec95206a71e16754ee
https://www.golfdigest.com/story/friedman-clinton0011
In other words, sooner or later anyone who plays "a zillion" rounds of golf has a statistical probability of hitting a hole in one or maybe fewer if blessed by God for being "a very modest individual".
Think so?
Finally, a glimmer of self-awareness from you! Nice job.
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Hello ThatOwlWoman,
At his own course that he plays all the time.
And note the part about him claiming to be modest?
ROFL
I can't think of anyone more self-aggrandizing.
Remember when Trump almost started a war by attacking Iran over a lost drone? And the world tensed as we learned the USA was ten minutes from carrying out the attack before Trump called it off? It was actually only after an urgent appeal by the British that Trump backed down. Oh, but then he had to make up a self-aggrandizing story about how he was the hero who prevented something he himself had ordered?
"Then Mr Conway concluded with this bit of advice for the, er, President: “Resign. If you didn’t know this until it was almost too late, you’re even more of an idiot than people think you are. Do the country and the world a favor. Go back to real estate, where the worst you can do is kill banks.” Any way you slice it, whether you read between the lies and see Trump for what he is, or you take him at his word and string him up with his very own incompetence, Donald Trump’s phony, self-aggrandizing moment of “history” exposes him for the halfwitted amateur that he is."
Trump bloats his own horn...
Shows what a shitty player he is. All those hundreds of rounds of golf just while IMPOTUSx2, plus the thousands of rounds before and after -- and he just now finally got a hole in one?
At his own course that he plays all the time.
And note the part about him claiming to be modest?
ROFL
I can't think of anyone more self-aggrandizing.
Remember when Trump almost started a war by attacking Iran over a lost drone? And the world tensed as we learned the USA was ten minutes from carrying out the attack before Trump called it off? It was actually only after an urgent appeal by the British that Trump backed down. Oh, but then he had to make up a self-aggrandizing story about how he was the hero who prevented something he himself had ordered?
"Then Mr Conway concluded with this bit of advice for the, er, President: “Resign. If you didn’t know this until it was almost too late, you’re even more of an idiot than people think you are. Do the country and the world a favor. Go back to real estate, where the worst you can do is kill banks.” Any way you slice it, whether you read between the lies and see Trump for what he is, or you take him at his word and string him up with his very own incompetence, Donald Trump’s phony, self-aggrandizing moment of “history” exposes him for the halfwitted amateur that he is."
Trump bloats his own horn...
