Florida Man Attacks a Shark

Earl said:
This sounds like something you would do, Walter.

Do you live in Florida or were you just visiting?
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Jews with graduate degrees from Ivey Leagues do not bully sharks. Actually, there are quite a few Jews in Florida, and yet I would place a bet that "Florida Man" is almost never Jewish. Funny how that works.
 
Walt said:
Jews with graduate degrees from Ivey Leagues do not bully sharks. Actually, there are quite a few Jews in Florida, and yet I would place a bet that "Florida Man" is almost never Jewish. Funny how that works.
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Oh, my, Walter.

You are a Jew with graduate degrees from “Ivey” Leagues?

Sure you are, Walter…sure you are.

Along with being CEO of seventeen (17) companies, you are quite busy…as you post all day on a nondescript political forum.

I hope that polysyllabic word didn’t confuse you, with your graduate degrees from Ivey Leagues.

Way to go, Walter.
 
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Earl said:
Oh, my, Walter.

You are a Jew with graduate degrees from Ivey Leagues?

Sure you are, Walter…sure you are.

Along with being CEO of seventeen (17) companies, you are quite busy…as you post all day on a nondescript political forum.

I hope that polysyllabic word didn’t confuse you, with your graduate degrees from Ivey Leagues.

Way to go, Walter.
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I did misspell Ivy. That proves what? I also sometimes drop the apostrophe from Master's Degree... But again, they do not teach apostrophe use in graduate school.
 
Walt said:
I did misspell Ivy. That proves what? I also sometimes drop the apostrophe from Master's Degree... But again, they do not teach apostrophe use in graduate school.
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Of course you misspelled “Ivy” league, the school that you claimed to have attended.

Yes, apostrophes are taught at the middle school level.

Did you skip middle school, high school, undergraduate school straight to post graduate school, Walter?
 
Walt said:
Ivy is not a school; it is a group of schools.
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Of course, Walter, an Ivy League school is what you attended after skipping middle school, high school, undergraduate school and straight to post graduate school, Walter.

And (sic) you didn’t know how to spell the school that you supposedly attended.

Do you know why the (sic) was appropriate, Walter?

Note my post indicated one school, an Ivy League school…not schools.

Good job, Walter…um…
 
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Walt said:
Jews with graduate degrees from Ivey Leagues do not bully sharks. Actually, there are quite a few Jews in Florida, and yet I would place a bet that "Florida Man" is almost never Jewish. Funny how that works.
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Uh, look at the Jewish population of South Florida. Outside of New York I suspect Florida might have the highest percentage of Jewish people. A very large percentage of my friends are Jewish. I agree they are never “Florida Man”.
 
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Actually, there are quite a few Jews in Florida, and yet I would place a bet that "Florida Man" is almost never Jewish. Funny how that works.
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odd.....I would be tempted to speculate that the percentage of Jewish men from Florida would be exactly identical to the percentage of Florida men who were Jewish
 
Walter, I attended the Harvard of the South.

Actually, it should be called the Vanderbilt of the North.

No post graduate degrees…like yours…Walter…
 
Earl said:
Of course, Walter, an Ivy League school is what you attended after skipping middle school, high school, undergraduate school and straight to post graduate school, Walter.
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I graduated from elementary school, high school, and undergraduate before going to graduate school. I did not go to middle school, because my school system went straight from elementary school to high school. I did all the grades from kindergarten to master's degree. They wanted to skip me a grade, but my parents preferred that I do all the grades.

Earl said:
And (sic) you didn’t know how to spell the school that you supposedly attended.
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Once again, Ivy is not a school, it is technically a sports league of schools, but really just a group of schools.
 
Earl said:
Walter, I attended the Harvard of the South. Actually, it should be called the Vanderbilt of the North.
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I remember Trenton State College used to refer to itself as "Princeton West", but Princeton University never referred to itself as "Trenton State East."

Be proud of the school you went to, not the school you did not.

Earl said:
No post graduate degrees…like yours…Walter…
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You should try to get a post graduate degree. It never hurt to get more education. I am considering going back to get my PHD.
 
Most people who are proud alumni refer to their alma mater by name...If I was referring to mine, I would say Ohio State, not Big 10 (well, the Big "23")...:)
 
Walt said:
I graduated from elementary school, high school, and undergraduate before going to graduate school. I did not go to middle school, because my school system went straight from elementary school to high school. I did all the grades from kindergarten to master's degree. They wanted to skip me a grade, but my parents preferred that I do all the grades.



Once again, Ivy is not a school, it is technically a sports league of schools, but really just a group of schools.
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Pay attention, Walter.

And (sic) you didn’t know how to spell the school that you supposedly attended.

Do you know why the (sic) was appropriate, Walter?

Note my post indicated one school, an Ivy League school…not schools.

You are familiar with the word “anecdotal,” right, Walter?

You were a savant, too, right, Walter?

I can buy the “a person affected with a developmental disorder (as autism or intellectual disability) who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field (as mathematics or music).”

Good job, Walter.
 
Jarod said:
Uh, look at the Jewish population of South Florida. Outside of New York I suspect Florida might have the highest percentage of Jewish people. A very large percentage of my friends are Jewish. I agree they are never “Florida Man”.
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It is funny how that works. There are a huge number of Jews in Florida, but they are never "Florida Man." That is probably because Jews get educations, and use common sense... At least in America.
 
Walt said:
I remember Trenton State College used to refer to itself as "Princeton West", but Princeton University never referred to itself as "Trenton State East."

Be proud of the school you went to, not the school you did not.



You should try to get a post graduate degree. It never hurt to get more education. I am considering going back to get my PHD.
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You should do a remedial course in English Grammar, first, Walter.

“It never hurt” (s) “to get more education.”

In your case, I totally agree…Walter.

I hope you will persevere and complete your primary education…Walter, before attempting the PhD route.

Anecdotal, yes, but my Son-in-Law just defended his dissertation, successfully, and now is an ECon (Health) PhD.
 
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“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot”

Where did the savant, Walter, go?

The person who attended an Ivy League school but can’t spell Ivy.

He also failed to get “the Vanderbilt of the North” too. Hint…”the Harvard of the South.”
 
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