Flies are attracted to shit.
- Thread starter AProudLefty
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OMG that guy is oooooooooooozing with slime. Look closely. He actually has a lizard tongue that pops out frequently.
This link says it's a fake: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ted-cruz-eats-fly-video-b1855200.html
Twitter goes wild over doctored clip of Ted Cruz eating a fly on Hannity
but like Internet tickets to Trump's rally in Tulsa and Santorum*, I support liberty and the right of people to laugh at whom they will. The biggest jokes should be voted out of leadership.
*Santorum The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partners anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
Aw shucks!!!
ExpressLane
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AProudLefty how do you keep the flies off yourself then?
$50 says he showers/bathes more times per week than you do, gramps.
Big people can take a joke. Limp dicks not so much.
How? Not being full of shit.
Speaking of shit, a slightly longer version 2.0 Template https://imgflip.com/gif-maker/393884973/Ted-Cruz-eats-Fly-Fox-News
ExpressLane
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That is proves flies are poor judges of bullshit.How? Not being full of shit.
That is proves flies are poor judges of bullshit.
Nah. They are attracted to you so they have the right judgment.
ExpressLane
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Weak rebuttal . Why are you covered with green flies and maggots then? Must be the smell.
Weak rebuttal . Why are you covered with green flies and maggots then? Must be the smell.
You are not good at battle of wits.
ExpressLane
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Sorry I can't continue with you because your stench is making me sick.
Go flush yourself.
Sorry I can't continue with you because your stench is making me sick.
Like I said you are not good at a battle of wits.
