Says a member of the cult who has become totally deranged by following Felonious, just more looking in the mirror by Asshat.
Says our resident moderator with her head so far up her own backside she could moonlight as a colonoscopy cam!
Here’s a little theory I've been working on this early morning, so buckle up, because it’s a doozy: I’m convinced the eternal fury of many keyboard-warrior lesbians stems from a deep, dark secret. They’re pissed at themselves for getting all hot and bothered over alpha males like Trump.
It’s a full-on existential crisis! You and the like-minded out here raging because they secretly crave a real man to sweep in and do what real men do, while they’re stuck with their sad, buzzing "boyfriends" that run out of juice faster than a Tesla in a snowstorm. And don’t get me started on their jealousy of women who actually get to enjoy the real deal. It’s enough to make their industrial-strength vibrators short-circuit in shame as their 'partner' looks down at the powerless lover seeming to almost mock them both with silence. LOL
Phanny, your Trump obsession is practically a neon sign flashing “HELP, I’M CONFUSED!” Calling him “felonious” every five seconds? Sweetie, that’s not a legal analysis, it’s a cry for help. You’re wrestling with some steamy inner turmoil, aren’t you? I see you.
So, Phanny, fess up: is this what’s eating you? This could be just an early morning coffee concept, I'm not sure yet, regardless, good morning!