wanderingbear
Radical liberal
Im curious. How many of the posters here on JPP are elected officials?
Elected officials on JPP
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Ted Haggard
Verified User
I’m gearing up for a run on Senator Vitter’s senate seat in a couple years.
I’m figuring Louisiana voters can be accepting of a reformed gay man (now totally straight, BTW); given that them Cajuns are tolerant of a kinky, diaper-wearing, prostitute-loving freakazoid.
How bad could I be blown out by Diaper Dave?
Cheers,
Ted
I’m figuring Louisiana voters can be accepting of a reformed gay man (now totally straight, BTW); given that them Cajuns are tolerant of a kinky, diaper-wearing, prostitute-loving freakazoid.
How bad could I be blown out by Diaper Dave?
Cheers,
Ted
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
I was elected Secretary to the local chapter of my professional organization. It sucked but it was my turn.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
I was a club treasurer, secretary, and finally ambassador to student govt. while in college.
I am an elected emperor, but it was by secret ballot and the general masses can never know who really pulls the strings.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
League of Shadows pulls the strings. Viva la Ra's al Ghul!! 
Adam Weinberg
Goldwater Republican
I'm not an official, but I was an assistant to a legislator, worked on some bills, and then on and off I've worked as a right-wing community organizer for college students.
And it's what I do at this present moment.
And it's what I do at this present moment.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
I'm currently runnign for both bar manager at my local AMVETS and city council. And I'm the VP pick in 2024.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
You have any previous experience in the noble bar enterprise?
FYI - drunk, frequent patron, beer pong champ, pool champ, darts champ, trivia whiz, and guy who has boned all the women patrons do not count as credible experience.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
You have any previous experience in the noble bar enterprise?
FYI - drunk, frequent patron, beer pong champ, pool champ, darts champ, trivia whiz, and guy who has boned all the women patrons do not count as credible experience.
Yeah. It's pretty much an accounting and inventory position here anyways, but I'm also a licensed bar tender. And I know I can do a better job then our current manager.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Sweet, the licensed bar tender part is what I was looking for, but the accounting and inventory stuff are equally important to being a manager. 
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Sweet, the licensed bar tender part is what I was looking for, but the accounting and inventory stuff are equally important to being a manager.
Our current manager isn't a licensed bar tender, it's not a requirement here as he/she doesn't serve drinks.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
If there were one I doubt they'd admit it on JPP. The no. 1 rule of being a politician is keeping your true views as hidden as possible.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Yeah, but its still a good thing. Tom, the aged owner of the local Irish pub works behind the bar every St. Patty's day, which I think is pretty cool.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
It's always been a dream of mine to own a bar. I almost bought one, but the amount of collateral required is ridiculous here.
christiefan915
Catalyst
Don't plan on running for president. That community organizer thing will be a big negative on your CV.
Secretary of the volunteer fire department...elected by my firefighter friends. 
I'm too opinionated to get elected to anything else.
I'm too opinionated to get elected to anything else.