Dixie, Zell and Rebel....

[Jarod]

So, Dixie, Zell and Rebel went into a bar....

 

[Damocles]

And they came upon this ridiculously liberal trial attorney who had a monkey on one shoulder and a parrot on the other who were arguing with each other.

 

[Jarod]

Come on, you can think of a better punch line than that!

 

[Damocles]

Come on, you can think of a better punch line than that!

said the Parrot.


(Add to the story, don't talk to me... don't you know how these things work? The rules are, you get one sentence to add to the story with the next post. Don't waste it. )

 

[Jarod]

That was a little better....

 

[Damocles]

That was a little better....

said the monkey, who was throwing peanuts at passing patrons, Dixie approached the bartender and asked...

 

[Jarod]

Id like a third of a beer!

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Id like a third of a beer!

The bartender said "sure" and handed him a coors light.

 

[Bonestorm]

The bartender said "sure" and handed him a coors light.

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[Jarod]

Now that was funny...

But we have to work Zell in somehow... they are best friends you know!

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

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LOL

That was Damo-like in its humor.

 

[Jarod]

Dixie wispered to Zell... Man, you are swell, can I tell my friends how well we Jell!

 

[Minister of Truth]

Zell was the bartender, and he doesn't believe in thirds, so he pissed in a glass, filled the rest with Bud, and handed it to Dixie. Damn, what a Rebel that bartender is!!

 

[Immanuel]

Squawked the Parrot, "Dixie don't drink that piss, it'll put hair on your chest"!