Dixie on the Dole?

Dixie said:
I'm not sure what mental problems, maybe I should start a thread here for suggestions? I want the kind of pills that will leave me feeling euphoric and happy, but don't have a lot of undesirable side effects. Of course, it will need to be something that won't react adversely with my pain meds for my pinched nerve. Been thinking of moving to someplace with medical weed, then seeing if I can get the government to pay for my smoke, that would be sweet.

Yeah, I don't think they lock you away in the rubber room anymore, they stopped that under Reagan, I believe.
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Hey, why don't you see if Damo has a room for rent. He's in Colorado, I think, and they have that medical marijuana stuff.
 
Yep mind like a steel trap.
Steel traps are not known for their intelligence. Just their holding power and single function.
 
Dixie said:
I'm not sure what mental problems, maybe I should start a thread here for suggestions?
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Oh...I'm sure they still have rubber rooms at the Injun clinic. I'll bet one of them has your name on it. And, what mental problem? Obviously...

A delusion of grandeur is the fixed, false belief that one possesses superior qualities such as genius, fame, omnipotence, or wealth. It is most often a symptom of schizophrenia, but can also be a symptom found in psychotic or bipolar disorders, as well as dementia (such as Alzheimer’s).

People with a delusion of grandeur often have the conviction of having some great but unrecognized talent or insight. They may also believe they have made some important discovery that others don’t understand or appreciate.

Less commonly, the individual may have the delusion of having a special relationship with a prominent person (such as being an adviser to the President). Or the person may believe that actually are a very prominent and important person, in which case the actual person may be regarded as an imposter.

Grandiose delusions may have religious content, such as the person believes he or she has received a special message from God or another deity.

Sometimes, in popular language, this disorder may be known as “megalomania,” but is more accurately referred to as narcissistic personality disorder if it is a core component of a person’s personality and identity. In such disorders, the person has a greatly out-of-proportion sense of their own worth and value in the world. People with this issue can also sometimes have a taste for the finer, more extravagant things in life.

Sometimes drug use or abuse can intensify or bring on episodes of delusion of grandeur. People who take phencyclidine (PCP) or amphetamines are especially at risk. People who are high and experience a delusion of grandeur may be at increased risk for physically harmful behavior. For instance, if you believe you are capable of flying after taking PCP, and try to jump off a 10-story building based upon that false belief, you may be at serious risk of death.
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Huh. Wait. Oh, HELL YEAH! THAT'S YOU!

People who take phencyclidine (PCP) or amphetamines are especially at risk
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Remember Dixie showers with Jesus, is hot for GWB in bluejeans, thinks a bottle of bleach is a WMD, belives 1/3 does not exist, and liked Herman Cain's chances.
 
Howey said:
I think it's about time we returned to the ages-old practice of Injun massacre.
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Here a liberal exhibits his tolerance and acceptance of people who are different than himself by denigrating them and calling them derogatory names. We find this common among liberals. They pretend to be open-minded and accepting of others, constantly demanding the rest of society be more tolerant of gays or minorities, but the reason is, they are the most bigoted and prejudiced people among us. Native Americans are referred to as "Injuns" and often we see them hurling homosexuality as an insult. Women shouldn't worry their pretty little air-heads over the economy or complex issues, just throw them some birth control and pat them on the head, they'll keep voting for the liberals. Black people, same deal, you don't need to worry about anything, the liberal will fight for more government hand-outs for you, because they realize (in their minds) you are ignorant people who can't help that you are black.

Oh, if we could only have as much hubris as the liberal!
 
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