Discombobulator
- Thread starter Phantasmal
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T. A. Gardner
Serial Thread Killer
To Colbert's question: It seems to work quite well on comedians and journalists...
Clever
What Trump is trying to describe is an EMP weapon that knocks out communications and warning systems, he probably had no clue on the topic and was running with his discombobulater bullshit. The Air Force has the weapon
Ive heard it is that and a couple of other weapons he mushed together in his failing mind.
Hey, discombobulater, better yet a top secret discombobulater, so secret he can’t talk about it, surely sounds good to his lemmings, they probably formed images of Trump as Iron Man
Yakuda
Verified User
Thr best part is Trump farts and you idiots lose your shit. LMFAO
How is a comedian cracking hilarious jokes and others laughing at the humor “losing your shit?”
Yakuda
Verified User
Becsuse.you people are humorless
Pretty ironic given probably 99% of all recognized comedians are not MAGA’s, in fact, you can’t name three humorists who are MAGA
Yakuda
Verified User
Why would I need to?
Yes, Phannie! A "dick-cum-bod-he-ate-her". Pretty simple how it works. First, you put on your PPE. Then you prime the left flange capacitor. Then, holding your right hand in the air and doing the hokey pokey, initiate the launch sequence and stand back.
Any other tech support you need I have the user manual right here!
Didn’t say you needed to, just that you can’t, proving my point
Aww.... did Mr. Colbert hurt your little trumptard bitch feewings?
Pow boo boo!
Let me know - we can find a safe space for you to ride out your hair-pulling!
OMG. ARCHIE! You really think trump has any clue what he's talking about? Did you just arrive from the past?
Yakuda
Verified User
A useless point then. Good for you
I just have the two. My right and left biceps. I kiss them frequently and call them my "Mr. and Mrs. Smith".
Don't worry, they're both registered and I have a permit.
@Phantasmal I'm asking you this, too. DID ANYONE THINK 10 years ago we'd be talking about "discombobulators" and "Haitians eating pets". Furthermore, having the president's name appear 38,000 times in the documentation of the world's most notorious pedophile and child sex tracker - and then - the president hires his personal defense attorney who defended in a case where it was obvious the president had extramarital sex with and pain money to to try to buy her silence.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Think about it - if I had come to any of you @Dutch Uncle and @ThatOwlWoman included, and told you, "hey that's all going to happen over the next 10 years" y'all would have had me committed!
evince
Truthmatters
No dude
He fucking filled his fucking pants full of shit
He’s the one who lost his shit literally
No doubt it sounded delicious to you
evince
Truthmatters
Yeah
That’s why Trump and all of MAGA thought Colbert was on their side for the first couple of years of his show
Fucking lame assed dupes
T. A. Gardner
Serial Thread Killer
Awww... Another Leftist who is humor disabled... I was making a joke about it and you get all butthurt. Laugh once in a while.