What? You'll get him arrested for stalking!Dear Sleepless,
I suggest hunting her down and following her while singing "Every Step You Take" under her window every night at 3 AM for 3 months. This will show your dedication and willingness to commit...
Dear Sleepless,Dear Ornot,
If I get arrested, surely it will show her that I am dedicated to such an extent that she will forever love me. If it doesn't, should I pull a Hinckley?
-Sleepless in Warner Center (I'm home from work)
LOL! It's Darla's fault.whaaaaaaaaaat?
hessus.
LOL! It's Darla's fault.
Don't worry; be happy.
I saw a really cute girl in front of my store today smoking a cigarette, but I didn't have the nerve to ask her on a date. How do I go about finding her and showing her that we belong together?
-Sleepless in Canyon Country
Darla IS the one I'm TALKING ABOUT!!! How did you know???/
She smokes the same brand as me. We are soulmates.
No, you've got it all wrong, here let's go over lib strategy together...He would never give you advice on how to date me, it's backfired on him in the past, and he's afraid of my slapping him with a lawsuit if his streak continues. lol
Plus, I don't smoke, sorry. I did quit though, and you should too. Sorry, it's the liberal in me rearing her head and forcing me to tell you what to do. "It's for your own good!" You know how we are.
No, you've got it all wrong, here let's go over lib strategy together...
1. Start all sorts of lawsuits against tobacco corporations because after all it's not like the people who freely buy the product should take any responsibility or face any consequences.
2. Make it banned in all places including private clubs, pissing all over the Constitution in regard to respect over private property.
3. At the same time, scream about how Marijuana laws are too harsh and play up smoking weed as cool. That way you get that hip-PC-hypocrisy thing going.
Then and only then do you start the lecturing other people over quitting for their own good - just don't forget that the next day you still got to get really pissed at anyone religious who lectures anyone over doing something for THEIR own good.
No, you've got it all wrong, here let's go over lib strategy together...
1. Start all sorts of lawsuits against tobacco corporations because after all it's not like the people who freely buy the product should take any responsibility or face any consequences.
2. Make it banned in all places including private clubs, pissing all over the Constitution in regard to respect over private property.
3. At the same time, scream about how Marijuana laws are too harsh and play up smoking weed as cool. That way you get that hip-PC-hypocrisy thing going.
Then and only then do you start the lecturing other people over quitting for their own good - just don't forget that the next day you still got to get really pissed at anyone religious who lectures anyone over doing something for THEIR own good.
It's a joke, LadyT... No need to take it so seriously.disingenuous. "the left" is a broad spectrum of people. Can you prove that at least a simple of majority of "the left" want cigarettes banned while they want marijuana legalized as an otc product?