1 I never said I was willing to ban assault weapons.
2 I never said noone wanted to pan all guns.
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
You have some doubt liberals have not been trying to take guns away from the citizens for years, despite the Constitution?...If so..you're more than a little stupid..there are so many laws right now controlling who, how many, what kind, ....etc....its been going on for 50 years....
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
You haven't heard about the feel good crazies wanting McDonalds and others to post silly signs about fat and calorie content on their menus...silly lefty bullshit to say the least... PETA and other left wingnuts, etc...lol
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look
good.
The Iraq pullout of US troops from Iraq comes to mind, and now they are questioning the commitment in Afghanistan...I think the libs would rather just forget 9/11...make believe it didn't happen...setting a pull out date is no different than setting a surrender date...its exactly the same outcome...
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
This should need no explaination...demanding marriage, and practically treating homosexuality as a school subject to be taught in schools...'acceptable behavior....bullshit...just because you it like it doesn't mean everyone has to accept it...
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
Affirmative action...blame "the Man"....its as plain as the difference between Bill Cosby and Al Sharpton...
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
Again, its just doesn't need explaining, its right under your very noses today and everyday...
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
The war against Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Beck....FOX NEWS in general need I say more...the "fairness doctrine".....?
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
The demand to erase religion from public view, crosses off gov. land....other nonsense....even a moment of silence is verboten by the new brown shirts...
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
Even people here illegally..Read any of todays papers or watch the news....
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is
embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
Tort reform isn't in the liberals vocabulary, is it..?
Like I said, its not to be taken literally...its written for its comic value...but there is more truth there than not
