Creationists

[DamnYankee]

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Ok, you got me. I do enjoy a bit of the ol' back and forth .. but I prefer it done in a spirited, not hateful manner.

I've never been hateful to you my brutha- I just like experimenting with what buttons I push to make the most unsymmetrical reaction.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

The buddhist wife says "That was amazing! Was it good for you too?"

wouldn't she already know?.....

 

[Damocles]

Have you heard what the differences are between what atheist wives, buddhist wives, and christian wives say after sex?

The atheist wife says "Honey that was great!"

The buddhist wife says "That was amazing! Was it good for you too?"

The christian wife says "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Yaay Buddhists!

 

[WinterBorn]

wouldn't she already know?.....

How would she already know?

 

[Topspin]

what about the Rasta wife

 

[Damocles]

what about the Rasta wife

"Where's the food at?"

 

[WinterBorn]

what about the Rasta wife

The Rasta wife said "Hey mon, what you doin down der mon? Well stop dat and go get me sumtin to eat"

 

[PostmodernProphet]

How would she already know?

by being "one" with her husband during the act.....

 

[WinterBorn]

by being "one" with her husband during the act.....

Ok...........

No, it would take too long.

 

[uscitizen]

Ok...........

No, it would take too long.

Or 3 min would not give her time to get in the groove?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

what about the Rasta wife

She'd say "Don't bogart that joint my friend."

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Or 3 min would not give her time to get in the groove?

okay now look.....you can't convince me that a Buddhist would not plan for at least four days of foreplay.....

 

[cancel2 2022]

Here's the thing, a guy like you can only get ugly smelly pussy...no wonder frog turns you on

Hey everyone, the nice Christian lady is talking dirty again.

 

[Cancel5]

Hey everyone, the nice Christian lady is talking dirty again.

they will know she is Christian by her lesbian love? just my guess with her fascination for the female genitilia.

 

[Cancel5]

Oh, I'm sure you do have a gag reflex and I'm pretty sure I know what its coming from.

anal sex?

 

[meme-me]

anal sex?

I love it, can't get enough of it, but don't tell, please. It would give away the skeleton in my closet!

 

[DamnYankee]

*The Southern Man unsubscribes from this thread due to its now disgusting nature.*

 

[WinterBorn]

*The Southern Man unsubscribes from this thread due to its now disgusting nature.*

I am reminded of when my daughter would cover her eyes during scary parts of a movie, and then peek between her fingers.

 

[charver]

I am reminded of when my daughter would cover her eyes during scary parts of a movie, and then peek between her fingers.

As he's not looking we can say all sorts about him and he'd be none the wiser.

 

[WinterBorn]

As he's not looking we can say all sorts about him and he'd be none the wiser.

:lol: