Craziest Conservative

Craziest Conservative

  • Dixie

    Votes: 9 42.9%

  • Southern Man

    Votes: 5 23.8%

  • Meme

    Votes: 3 14.3%

  • Ice_Dancer

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Tutu

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Annie

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Damo

    Votes: 3 14.3%

  • Yurt

    Votes: 1 4.8%

  • PostModernProphet

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Winterborn

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Grind

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    21
I don't get a single vote??

Ok......

I want to ban gay marriage, abortion, Nancy Pelosi, teaching evolution in schools, and halloween!

I want constitutional amendments to do the following:
1. Make marriage between a man and a woman, with no exceptions or civil unions for fags.

2. Reinstate prayer in schools (christian prayer, of course).

3. Acknowledge that this is a strictly christian nation (if you don't like it, get out of my country!)

4. Outlaw socialism, in all its many evil variations, from the USA forever! (if you don't like it, get out of my country)

5. Repeal environmental laws and make it a voluntary or "honor" system.

6. Put the military at the center of all budgetary concerns and allow its use as the president see fit, without the approval of congress. (if you don't like it, get out of my country)

7. Make flag burning a capital offense.
 
WinterBorn said:
I don't get a single vote??

Ok......

I want to ban gay marriage, abortion, Nancy Pelosi, teaching evolution in schools, and halloween!

I want constitutional amendments to do the following:
1. Make marriage between a man and a woman, with no exceptions or civil unions for fags.

2. Reinstate prayer in schools (christian prayer, of course).

3. Acknowledge that this is a strictly christian nation (if you don't like it, get out of my country!)

4. Outlaw socialism, in all its many evil variations, from the USA forever! (if you don't like it, get out of my country)

5. Repeal environmental laws and make it a voluntary or "honor" system.

6. Put the military at the center of all budgetary concerns and allow its use as the president see fit, without the approval of congress. (if you don't like it, get out of my country)

7. Make flag burning a capital offense.
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You're a faggot and therefore not qualified.
 
Threedee said:
Sorry, we're not interested in being stalked, spammed with angry PMs, called faggots, or any of the other lovelies that sometimes befall posters on this board...
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Actually, the only accusation that fits is the latter, and only for posters who have contempt for me.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Signs you might be to conservative;

#10. If you think Ron Paul is a communist and Fox News really is "Fair and Balanced" you might be to conservative.

#9. If you think showing up at a Presidential rally with a loaded assualt rifle is protected free speech and that arresting a person at that rally for wearing a pink shirt is an important public safety precaution.....you might be to conservative.

#8. If you think the Government should stay out of Medicare.....then you have more problems then being to conservative.

#7. If you think Antonin Scalia and Roy Moore are bleeding heart liberals, you might be just a tad to conservative.

#6. If you think that hookers, pot and gambling should be illegal because that's what Jesus wants. You could be too conservative.

#5. If you're idea of Freedom of religion means one has the right to practice any religion they want as long as it's right wing, socially conservative fundamentalist protestant Christianity. You're probably just a wee bit to conservative.

#4. If you attend a sex education class with your teenager only to find out they know more about sex then you do, you might be to conservative.

#3. If you believe that a first trimester abortion is murder but that it's ok to execute a mentally retarded teenager, you're waaaaay to conservative.

#2. If you believe that Government subsidies and bail outs for anyone but farmers is creeping socialism. You're definately to conservative.

and the #1 sign you're to conservative is if you think government should stay the hell out of people's private business -- except when kidnapping citizens, imprison them with out informing them why or allowing them to see a Judge then rendering them to secret overseas torture prisons, snooping around the bedrooms of consenting adults, policing a woman's uterus, or conducting warrantless wire taps, you are not only to conservative you may be Dixie.
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NICE WINGNUT OWNEAGE!!!!
 
With Dixie in the mix there was no way anyone else was going to win, but I pulled for Meme, then she left. I am...verklempt.
 
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