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List of Ohio accomplishments.

Tied for most US Presidents.

Created the first professional sports team in the world for the greatest team sport in the world.

Invented the Airplane.

Greatest College football team in the history of the sport.

Created Professional Football.

The modern petrochemical industry began in Ohio

The greatest explorer and pilot of the 20th century is from Ohio (Armstrong)

Ohio has more Colleges and Universities per capita then any State in the nation.

Ohio is the residence of Mott the Hoople, one of the greatest Americans in history.

So see Wacko......there just jealous of all we've done and all we have.

Translation: Ohios ONLY accomplishments are with regards to football. However, even though they invented the game, they still suck at it. They secretly send over their inbred players to Detroit every year to stock the Lions, since Detroit has to suck at one sport. And even though Ohio is statistically better than Detroit at football, all other states seem to rape them anally.
 
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http://www.worst-city.com/Cleveland-Ohio-urban-decay-100-50-20-10-worst-american-places-to-live.htm

Yurt's class reunion??
 
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