COLD!!!

[Billy the Great Khan]

Featherweight. Put her on Muscle Milk and Protein Powder. And if you have In'n'out, get the 8X8s thrice weekly. She'll fatten up nice like in no time.

No dude, she won't. One, I'm not into fattening up my wife. I've plowed enough fat chicks, but that doesn't mean I specifically go for them.

Two, she can out eat anyone I've ever seen. That hotdog eating champ guy? Kobiashi? Yeah, she makes him look like a fucking amateur. It's almost inhuman to watch.

Three, she'd kill me if she found out what/why I was doing this. Angry Puerto Ricans man.

 

[Beefy]

No dude, she won't. One, I'm not into fattening up my wife. I've plowed enough fat chicks, but that doesn't mean I specifically go for them.

Two, she can out eat anyone I've ever seen. That hotdog eating champ guy? Kobiashi? Yeah, she makes him look like a fucking amateur. It's almost inhuman to watch.

Three, she'd kill me if she found out what/why I was doing this. Angry Puerto Ricans man.

Ah. You're married to a Puerto Rican. I dated one for a while and while we're still friends 7 years later, I still know you never, EVER want to cross one.

They're dynamite stuffed into a blackcat.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

IMHO we should consider conquests by BMI rather than total weight. It's fairer.