Clint wannabe exercises his 2nd amendment rights

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\(\(\(\/)/)/)/ said:
Even the faux Gran Torino star says you're full of shit, Winterborn.
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I say you're both full of shit. That's not what happened in the movie, and I laugh at Solitary for falling on the sarcasm thing when he tried to skewer me for being sarcastic just the other day.

For the record, I've dealt with a neighbor's kid for racing his car through the neighborhood before. No cops. I just got in his face in front of his buddies who were also racing. Took their names down, got photos of the tire tracks, photos of their tires, and photos of their plates along with testimony from the neighbors. Had them shitting their pants and begging me not to call the cops. Shook hands and made a deal. Numbnuts promptly broke the deal so the Judge down the street called him in- I didn't have to. The sheriff's Deputy then staked out local streets and nailed him with enough tickets so his insurance went through the roof. Bye-bye sports car and hello old VW bug with 40 horsepower.

His mom blamed me for calling the cops and boosting their insurance. That was 8 years ago and the slut still throws her cigarette butts on my driveway when she drives by. I'm filling up a coffee can for her, and she'll get them all back later. Numbnuts got his ass crushed in a forklift four years ago; couldn't drive that too well either. I suppose that's my fault too.
 
Damn Yankee said:
I say you're both full of shit. That's not what happened in the movie, and I laugh at Solitary for falling on the sarcasm thing when he tried to skewer me for being sarcastic just the other day. For the record, I've dealt with a neighbor's kid for racing his car through the neighborhood before. No cops. I just got in his face in front of his buddies who were also racing. Took their names down, got photos of the tire tracks, photos of their tires, and photos of their plates along with testimony from the neighbors. Had them shitting their pants and begging me not to call the cops. Shook hands and made a deal. Numbnuts promptly broke the deal so the Judge down the street called him in- I didn't have to. The sheriff's Deputy then staked out local streets and nailed him with enough tickets so his insurance went through the roof. Bye-bye sports car and hello old VW bug with 40 horsepower. His mom blamed me for calling the cops and boosting their insurance. That was 8 years ago and the slut still throws her cigarette butts on my driveway when she drives by. I'm filling up a coffee can for her, and she'll get them all back later. Numbnuts got his ass crushed in a forklift four years ago; couldn't drive that too well either. I suppose that's my fault too.
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LOL, you didn't start shooting?




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\(\(\(\/)/)/)/ said:
The Yurt defense. When nailed for posting something indefensible/embarrassing, claim "I was kidding".
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I doubt your invisible Creator is amused, somehow.
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I think my Creator has a sense of humor. I mean, you are pretty much proof of that.

Yes, the statement was sarcasm. Look at the statement. Does it look like a serious comment?
 
Damn Yankee said:
I say you're both full of shit. That's not what happened in the movie, and I laugh at Solitary for falling on the sarcasm thing when he tried to skewer me for being sarcastic just the other day.

For the record, I've dealt with a neighbor's kid for racing his car through the neighborhood before. No cops. I just got in his face in front of his buddies who were also racing. Took their names down, got photos of the tire tracks, photos of their tires, and photos of their plates along with testimony from the neighbors. Had them shitting their pants and begging me not to call the cops. Shook hands and made a deal. Numbnuts promptly broke the deal so the Judge down the street called him in- I didn't have to. The sheriff's Deputy then staked out local streets and nailed him with enough tickets so his insurance went through the roof. Bye-bye sports car and hello old VW bug with 40 horsepower.

His mom blamed me for calling the cops and boosting their insurance. That was 8 years ago and the slut still throws her cigarette butts on my driveway when she drives by. I'm filling up a coffee can for her, and she'll get them all back later. Numbnuts got his ass crushed in a forklift four years ago; couldn't drive that too well either. I suppose that's my fault too.
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I guess you forgot your own "its not sarcasm it is lying" rant a while back? lol Why am I not surprised.
 
That was pretty funny. You tried to pretend what I wrote wasn't sarcasm, but it was such obvious sarcasm that you just made yourself look stupid. Now you're all butt-hurt because I reminded you of it. :lol:
 
Damn Yankee said:
That was pretty funny. You tried to pretend what I wrote wasn't sarcasm, but it was such obvious sarcasm that you just made yourself look stupid. Now you're all butt-hurt because I reminded you of it. :lol:
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Butt hurt? :rofl: After the whipping I gave you in that thread? Please.
 
Yurt said:
WB loves to get crushed by the troll and then whine about trolls and then constantly feed the troll
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Yurt, start a thread worth posting on and I'll be happy to spend my time there. Otherwise, just go back to being Onceler's bitch.
 
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