Civil War

[Into the Night]

That's the problem.

Random phrase ignored.

I don't even think you are a troll anymore. I think you are fucking nuts.

Mantra 1d. Lame.

 

[ZenMode]

Random phrase ignored.

Mantra 1d. Lame.

 

[IBDaMann]

what was the global temperature yesterday, 5/27/2025?

The problem with asking that question is that he could give you any temperature and you wouldn't be able to prove him to be in error.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

The problem with asking that question is that he could give you any temperature and you wouldn't be able to prove him to be in error.

that's the genius of asking the question, colonel von fuckhammer.

 

[IBDaMann]

that's the genius of asking the question, colonel von fuckhammer.

Did you just promote me, or demote me?

 

[Into the Night]

You think that somehow makes a difference?????

 

[ZenMode]

You think that somehow makes a difference?????

No, I'm just mocking you.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Did you just promote me, or demote me?

either way, you're a fuckhammer.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

actually fuckhammer sounds awesome.

like an awesome Viking name.

I take it back.


I'm the fuckhammer.

 

[IBDaMann]

either way, you're a fuckhammer.

OK, next question. How do you know that I fuck like a jackhammer? Only previous girlfriends called me "fuckhammer." Did any of them talk to you?

 

[EdwinA]

The Feds need to focus on figuring out how to reduce pressures under these giant volcanoes that can blow at any time, if they're truly serious about 'climate change'. We have 3 in the U.S. alone, Yellowstone, Long Valley Caldera, and the Valles Caldera.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

OK, next question. How do you know that I fuck like a jackhammer? Only previous girlfriends called me "fuckhammer." Did any of them talk to you?

only your mom.

 

[IBDaMann]

only your mom.

Not likely; she's not with us.

 

[Sammy Jankis]

Not likely; she's not with us.

only makes it funnier.

 

[IBDaMann]

only makes it funnier.

.. as in you're also dead and are bothering the living as a poltergeist?