Chris Christie

Any of you Trump asswipes want to be Trump's chief of staff?!!

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For that job....plus bonuses.

YUP!

and free rent and board for life, all travel, food and lodging expenses paid for me and my family, 24/7 lifetime secret service protection, a corner office with floor to ceiling windows on at least 3 walls, a private bathroom in my office, a private chef, and I only communicate with him through tweet or text, no physical interaction under any circumstances. I'm a germaphobe and extremely allergic to bullshit, besides, he looks like he smells.
 
YUP!

and free rent and board for life, all travel, food and lodging expenses paid for me and my family, 24/7 lifetime secret service protection, a corner office with floor to ceiling windows on at least 3 walls, a private bathroom in my office, a private chef, and I only communicate with him through tweet or text, no physical interaction under any circumstances. I'm a germaphobe and extremely allergic to bullshit, besides, he looks like he smells.

That's how I'd do it.
 
Why would anyone but a family member take that job? Jared knows that his only chance is through Trump, and that his fate is tied inextricably to Trump, so he will do it. I doubt anyone else would.
 
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