Beefy
Worst gambler ever
I'm going to give up the Carnie thing, and become a particle physicist.
I was at the Conejo Valley Days last night, and after the 1100th person said to me "Hyuk! Can I get in that spa! Hyuk Hyuk", I said "Hyuk, why not!" and the motherfucker actually disrobed and jumped in my spa. At a fair, where carnies abound, this guy disrobed and jumped into my spa.
He got into my spa. Literally, a thousand people put their hands and personal filth into these things every day at the carnival, and home slice jumped into it. Kids pick their noses and clean up in it, I've had daipers floating in these things...
And then to top it all off, he didn't buy it. He simply jumped into a spa at the fair for fun.
I've had enough carnivals. I'm going back to college.
I was at the Conejo Valley Days last night, and after the 1100th person said to me "Hyuk! Can I get in that spa! Hyuk Hyuk", I said "Hyuk, why not!" and the motherfucker actually disrobed and jumped in my spa. At a fair, where carnies abound, this guy disrobed and jumped into my spa.
He got into my spa. Literally, a thousand people put their hands and personal filth into these things every day at the carnival, and home slice jumped into it. Kids pick their noses and clean up in it, I've had daipers floating in these things...
And then to top it all off, he didn't buy it. He simply jumped into a spa at the fair for fun.
I've had enough carnivals. I'm going back to college.