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Путин - мl
You cracked that pathetic pun before, it doesn't get any funnier. I refer you to the esteemed organ USA Today for a dispassionate analysis.
The only organ you esteem is found between a Thai woman's thighs, Lord Cornholis.
Your pathetic backwater is nearly relegated to third-world status.
The opinions of the tiny Unarmed Kingdom and its sad inhabitants are irrelevant these days.
No Empire, no guns, no glory, Lord Cornholis, that's your lot.
Muslim invaders are grooming British girls as we speak, and you are powerless to prevent it.