I have always had internet- never needed to use my mamma's nor depend on my brother for a living. I know darla- your life is just so terrific all those faux cyber marriages and big talk about being a writer were just for kicks- your cobwebbed womb and no suntan line on that wedding finger, are no longer a cyber secret though hon, so you can give up all the pretense- btw happy belated-. That you missed the double entendre about "smart" must have been on purpose because we all know nothing gets by that devious little mind of yours. winkers bitch~
I remember when you not only didn't have a smart phone- you had to wait to use your mamma's and that was after 40

You may fool your following d- but they are just cyber friends... no really it's true.