Bitches

cawacko said:
Friday I went to Happy Hour with co-workers, we met four girls at the bar, then went to a club across the street. My co-worker paid $700 for us to get a table and two bottles of vodka for three of us and then the four women. My co-worker who paid then disappeared. He was so drunk I don't think he remembered even putting his credit card down.

Anyhow those two vodka bottles contributed very heavily to my lack of memory from about Midnight O'Clock on. My friend said I left the club alone and I guess I took a cab home because my car was still at the office then next day and I when I woke up in the morning I was at home alone in bed with my place looking like a tornado hit it.

So I didn't go to my friends place and my computer was at the office getting fixed so I seriously do not know how I could have done this.
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Its okay fellah. No need for highly elaborate alabis. You got good and plowed, then got mad at Cypress. It happens.
 
uscitizen said:
Change your password to password1 so we can all use it ;)
Sort of a shared troll concept.
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I tried to do that with BeefyBastard at the other board, but Dano then changed the password on us and BeefyBastard died, to the dismay of multitudes.
 
Beefy said:
I tried to do that with BeefyBastard at the other board, but Dano then changed the password on us and BeefyBastard died, to the dismay of multitudes.
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Yeah, but here I could keep it alive by continuously changing the password back.
 
cawacko said:
All y'all ho's on this board, literally suck a dick.

Let's start with the best two.

Cypress sucks the best and his pussy ass swallows.

Second is the same because no one is a bigger pussy than Cypress,
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Pretty well typed for someone so drunk he can't remember....
 
Darla said:
Yes, I'm afraid this is what has occurred here. I liked it much better when Cawacko, on one of his early morning inebriated and ill-advised message board incursions, would, completely out of nowhere, post to a girl called Angl, that he would send her a first class ticket to San Francisco, if she would just say the word. It was fetching and silly and fun, and even though Angl was forced to pretend she never saw the post, for fear of inciting a posting duel of sorts, she smiled.

I don't know why men always resort to this sort of alpha behavior, which is much less fun and not fetching. Although Dano no doubt believes this is just guys being "real guys" and my distaste of it renders me, as always, the board man hater and lesbian.
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It seems I always miss the good stuff! I haven't ever seen him like this.

I am cracking up at the perceptions people get of other posters! I always have.
 
Beefy said:
Its okay fellah. No need for highly elaborate alabis. You got good and plowed, then got mad at Cypress. It happens.
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LMAO. I agree with Beefy. No need to get all defensive cawacko. You were drunk and did something stupid. I'm definitely not one to judge.
 
cawacko said:
Friday I went to Happy Hour with co-workers, we met four girls at the bar, then went to a club across the street. My co-worker paid $700 for us to get a table and two bottles of vodka for three of us and then the four women. My co-worker who paid then disappeared. He was so drunk I don't think he remembered even putting his credit card down.

Anyhow those two vodka bottles contributed very heavily to my lack of memory from about Midnight O'Clock on. My friend said I left the club alone and I guess I took a cab home because my car was still at the office then next day and I when I woke up in the morning I was at home alone in bed with my place looking like a tornado hit it.

So I didn't go to my friends place and my computer was at the office getting fixed so I seriously do not know how I could have done this.
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Well, we'll never know then. And, it's not like the post was something bad about me, in which case it would make sense for us to talk about it until one of us (you) threw up.

This really isn't that important Cawacko, I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
 
Darla said:
Well, we'll never know then. And, it's not like the post was something bad about me, in which case it would make sense for us to talk about it until one of us (you) threw up.

This really isn't that important Cawacko, I wouldn't worry about it. ;)
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I disagree. He should come clean.
 
Beefer, if its all the same to you, I'd rather not know why Cawacko wrote a homoerotic post about me during a drunken stupor.
 
Damocles said:
I disagree. I am being entertained.
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Of course you are, why is RJS not surprised, the drunken ramblings of a couple of lib homoeroticos would entertain a congenial idiot? No offense Damocles, you are not too bad of a sort, but no mensaman, as I am sure you hear often enough?
 
RJS said:
Of course you are, why is RJS not surprised, the drunken ramblings of a couple of lib homoeroticos would entertain a congenial idiot? No offense Damocles, you are not too bad of a sort, but no mensaman, as I am sure you hear often enough?
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LOL
 
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