Biden is a mix of "50 First Dates" and "Weekend at Bernie's" and most of America knows it regardless of whatever fan fiction you believe about his "virility and bike riding"....
Biden gets up each morning around 9 and watches a video reintroducing him to the idea that he's the President and shouldn't be afraid of his "new" surroundings, showing him a picture of his wife, the most doctoriest of all doctors in the land of doctors, and a picture of his kid who still lives with him in the White House because he's afraid that he'll be arrested and cannot do an actual job, and the staff that will surround him during the day.
Then, once he's back into "top form" and they've made sure he can still read, they then they put a "lid" on the day so they can write fan fiction where this barely functional dementia patient is riding bicycles (when he actually did that he fell there too). When they need him to function away from the White House they have to lid the day for at least a week (sometimes two) preparing his new drug cycles to extend his functional hours longer than the 6 or so he can be lucid in normally (here we see the only cycles he actually rides other than in fiction) and resetting his sleep schedule so that his lucid moments of the day coincide with speech time.
Knowing that the drugs will only be effective for a short period of time they must get him off the heavy dosages that can make it so he can function for a couple hours longer well enough to convince leftist idiots that he's semi-functional all the time. If he's to appear publicly they then pack him off to wherever he must be telling him over and over again to just read the 'prompter so he won't go off-script and start speaking in tongues... Then just before he takes the stage they remind him to pick up his feet so he won't old man shuffle and that he must read the 'prompter and not ad-lib, at all, just read the 'prompter... then once they send him out on stage they begin to plead with the little gods... (please! make him just read the 'prompter!)... Once he forgets what he's doing and starts shaking hands with nobody at all they keep saying, "Mr. President" until he remembers that he's supposed to answer now when someone says that and shuffles, sometimes trips, and tries to touch the woman taking pictures as they finally get him to go where he's supposed to go...
They then lid his day immediately, get him to old man "shuffle-jog" to the chopper so they can give leftist readers of fan fiction a reason to pretend that he looked hale and hearty during his barely functional speech where he literally fell on his face or shook hands with nobody at all while wandering about the stage...
This is the actual day in the life of pResident Brandon. And every danged one of us could do it.
