Bask in the Absurdity of This 2018 #MAGA Gift Guide

[Guno צְבִי]

not a joke or satire

trump's bone head rubes are buying this crap from trumps maga store


Featuring QAnon patches, a bound volume of Trump’s tweets, Trumpy Bear and other holiday gifts for all those angry folks still carrying on about the War on Christmas



https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/gifts-for-trump-supporters-762808/

 

[Guno צְבִי]

A #MAGA gift guide in 2018 is really nothing more than a pretense to promote Trumpy Bear, the Trump fan’s Tickle Me Elmo. Though it’s been around since 2017, the 22-inch-tall stuffed bear has enjoyed a second life this holiday season after its copyright holder, Exceptional Products, secured some air time on local Fox News channels. The Trumpy Bear commercial was deemed too political for the network to air nationally. Exceptional Products VP Elliott Brackett finds this curious. “If I were running for office personally, these media outlets would take my money and run a political ad,” he explains to Rolling Stone. “With no sense of irony and no smile on their face, they’re saying it’s too political. At the same time, I’m watching a politician who bought a political ad on their station.

 

[Ross Dolan]

 

[CFM]

not a joke or satire

trump's bone head rubes are buying this crap from trumps maga store


Featuring QAnon patches, a bound volume of Trump’s tweets, Trumpy Bear and other holiday gifts for all those angry folks still carrying on about the War on Christmas



https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/gifts-for-trump-supporters-762808/

Perhaps this is more suited to your liking:

 

[CFM]

You could use this. The problem is because the color matches so closely, you couldn't tell the shit from the piece of shit it fell on.