Astral sex and demon sperm- Trump's Corona doc and preacher

Micawber

Verified User
Yes, you had to look.


Carl Hiaasen: Demon sperm and astral sex? No wonder Trump says this doctor is ‘spectacular’

By Carl Hiaasen, Miami Herald 1 hr ago

png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=
Donald Trump’s new favorite coronavirus expert warns that Facebook will crash soon as heavenly punishment for removing her profile and a viral video showing her and other doctors touting an anti-malarial drug as a cure for the illness.
BB1dhOE6.img
© TNS President Donald Trump has promoted a Texas doctor who claims, among other strange musings, that“ reptilians” have infiltrated U.S. government.Trump had retweeted the video and later used the words “spectacular” and “very impressive” to describe the yammerings of Dr. Stella Immanuel, a flaky Houston pediatrician/minister who dismisses the need for masks and continues to promote hydroxychloroquine as a sure-fire solution to the pandemic.
BB1dhReP.img
© Provided by Tribune Content Agency Carl Hiaasen.Numerous medical studies say the drug is ineffective against COVID-19, and the FDA last month revoked an order allowing doctors to prescribe it.

A few right-wing websites — and, naturally, Donald Trump Jr. — have extolled Immanuel as a medical authority, despite her stunning lack of credentials as a disease researcher. She has a clinic at a strip mall next to a church she operates, Fire Power Ministries.
Here are some of the doctor’s interesting theories on other subjects, which you should look up online yourself because otherwise you won’t believe she actually said it.
—DNA taken from alien life forms is being secretly used in modern medical treatments.
Immanuel doesn’t offer specifics, but pharmaceutical companies don’t have anything to worry about. Lots of people actually believe that pills made from dead jellyfish prevent human memory loss, so there’s undoubtedly a market for pills made from the cells of visiting extraterrestrials, if only we can remember where we left the bottles.
—Conditions such as endometriosis and uterine cysts are caused by women having “astral sex” with witches in their dreams, or by sleeping with men who carry “demon sperm.”
Since her background is pediatrics, Dr. Immanuel is basically winging it when she offers gynecological diagnostics in her church sermons. Still, give her credit for keeping her faithful flock awake.
Astral sex, whatever that is, sounds way more interesting than another recap of 1 Corinthians 13, no disrespect intended to Paul the Apostle.
Also: Demon sperm? Every divorce lawyer in the country has heard those stories.
—The U.S. government has been infiltrated by “reptilians”and other alien beings.
Laugh all you want, but take a good close look at Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and tell me he doesn’t have tortoise DNA.
—Scientists are scheming to create a vaccine that will stop people from becoming religious.
Dr. Immanuel came up with this gem back in 2015 during a sermon found by a reporter for the Daily Beast. Declareth the doctor: “They found the gene in somebody’s mind that makes you religious, so they can vaccinate against it.”
A second way to get vaccinated against religion is by watching this bonehead preach on video.
—Evil forces are conspiring to use toys, books and TV shows to introduce children to demons and witches.
According to another Immanuel sermon, the animated Pokemon series and, of course, all the Harry Potter books are pro-demon propaganda, as well as several Disney Channel programs, including “Hannah Montana.”
But apparently the most dangerous threat to the children of America is the popular Magic 8-Ball toy, which — when shaken — answers questions by giving such mysterious answers as “Most likely,” or “Ask again later.” Immanuel says it’s pure witchcraft.
She has also said, “Children need to be whipped,” which not even the alien reptilians who secretly run our government have advocated.
—A special prayer will halt curses from being passed from one generation to the next in the placentas of family members.
And you can buy this special prayer directly from Dr. Immanuel on her website, whether you have a placenta handy or not.
This is who Trump finds so “impressive” and “spectacular” as a coronavirus authority. His campaign advisers must be pulling out their hair and asking their Magic 8-Balls: “Is he really this stupid?”
Social media platforms have removed the misleading hydroxychloroquine video in which Stella Immanuel appears, and somebody with a functioning brain on Trump’s team persuaded him to delete his multiple re-tweets.
As of this writing, Jesus Christ has not shut down Facebook, despite Immanuel’s dire prediction.
Basking in her newfound celebrity, she now wants an invitation from Trump to visit the White House. So far there’s been no response from the President, whose doctors are currently checking him for demons.
(Carl Hiaasen is a columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him at: The Miami Herald, 3511 NW 91st Ave., Miami, Fla., 33172.)

 
No, but plagiarizing is bad.

Plagiarism outside of school is not really considered a bad thing. trump has plagiarized all his books, and honestly no one cares.

This was not plagiarism. It is correctly attributed to its author.

"Doctor" Stella Immanuel apparently has her "medical degree" from a Nigerian medical school, and has a medical license in the USA based on a brief loophole, that has been grandfather claused in.
 
Plagiarism outside of school is not really considered a bad thing. trump has plagiarized all his books, and honestly no one cares.

This was not plagiarism. It is correctly attributed to its author.

"Doctor" Stella Immanuel apparently has her "medical degree" from a Nigerian medical school, and has a medical license in the USA based on a brief loophole, that has been grandfather claused in.

Plagiarizing on the internet can get the site owner in trouble.
 
Astral sex would be pretty lame, given you wouldn't have your body to feel any pleasure. Unless it works like sex in Demolition Man.
 
Plagiarizing on the internet can get the site owner in trouble.

No, it really does not. Plagiarism is not a problem outside of school. For instance, trump has openly plagiarized his books, and no one cares.

What is a big deal is copyright infringement. Claiming someone else's work as your own is completely legal, but not paying them is another issue.
 
Back
Top