Art of The Deal: How Trump Outplayed Everyone on Greenland

[archives]

Rather than give you one of the many sources that have confirmed the above OP facts, I would much rather see you squirm your way out of questioning Trump's great deal when the facts get to one of your lefty faux news outlets.

That’s classic, “rather than give you one of the many sources,” none of which he can provide, zero, zip, zilch, zippo, too funny

Trump sleeps with sheep and I can prove it because I have “many sources” proving it but I ain’t going to tell you them

 

[Lionfish]

 

[evince]

So the New Deal is..........

1) Denmark has to keep paying the population of Greenland $600 million per year

2) USA gets sovereignty over whichever parts we want for military bases (i.e. Golden Dome)

3) USA gets mineral rights

4) China and Russia aren't allowed in Greenland

5) USA cost.....$0.00

Notice who pays in #1 and #5

Trump is and always will be the world's greatest DEAL MAKERView attachment 71799

That was the previous deal idiot

He got nothing ass pudding brain

 

[Jake Starkey]

It's a continuation of the deal before.