Apparently saying vagina in MI can get you banned

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Lisa Brown: Silenced for saying (shock!) 'vagina'

(CNN) -- One week ago, the Michigan House of Representatives was taking up some of the most restrictive anti-choice legislation in the country. It was in the context of this bill that I said, "Finally Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but 'no' means 'no.'"
You can watch me say that here. My comment is made around the 1:50 mark, and you can see exactly how the legislators seated behind me reacted. While there was a scatter of applause from my colleagues, there were no dropped jaws, bulging eyes or fainting. In fact, the only remarkable thing about their response is that there was virtually no response at all.

Not until the next day. That's when I got word that Republican House leaders had banned me and my colleague Rep. Barb Byrum from speaking on the House floor. I was shocked.

Given my speech, I could only assume it was because I spoke to my Jewish values or because I had said vagina. But later that day, Rep. Mike Callton told the press that what I had said was so vile, so disgusting, that he could never bear to mention it in front of women or "mixed company."

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/21/opinion/brown-kicked-out-for-saying-vagina/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

what word would be acceptable then? unmentionable? down there? private spot?
 
Did the bill in question have anything to do with vaginas? Was the government seeking to legislate vaginas or tax them? Were they attempting to deny vaginal rights? Were they discriminating against vaginas or people who had them? Were they, in fact, trying to legislate what someone could or couldn't do with their vagina? IF NOT... then why in the hell was "vagina" even mentioned?

I'll tell you why... because "vagina" is shocking and evocative. This all started with "womb" ...."Get government out of our wombs!" But that didn't evoke enough passion... so they changed it to "Get government out of our uterus!" ....Still, it wasn't hyperbolic enough! Finally, we have "Get government out of our VAGINAS!" --Voila! Finally, they found a shocking and evocative word they could use, to detract from the actual ISSUE at hand, which is ABORTION.
 
Next step will be, "Finally Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my cunt"......

I can't wait.
 
Lisa Brown: Silenced for saying (shock!) 'vagina'

(CNN) -- One week ago, the Michigan House of Representatives was taking up some of the most restrictive anti-choice legislation in the country. It was in the context of this bill that I said, "Finally Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina, but 'no' means 'no.'"
You can watch me say that here. My comment is made around the 1:50 mark, and you can see exactly how the legislators seated behind me reacted. While there was a scatter of applause from my colleagues, there were no dropped jaws, bulging eyes or fainting. In fact, the only remarkable thing about their response is that there was virtually no response at all.

Not until the next day. That's when I got word that Republican House leaders had banned me and my colleague Rep. Barb Byrum from speaking on the House floor. I was shocked.

Given my speech, I could only assume it was because I spoke to my Jewish values or because I had said vagina. But later that day, Rep. Mike Callton told the press that what I had said was so vile, so disgusting, that he could never bear to mention it in front of women or "mixed company."

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/21/opinion/brown-kicked-out-for-saying-vagina/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

what word would be acceptable then? unmentionable? down there? private spot?

Pussy.
 
Did the bill in question have anything to do with vaginas? Were they attempting to deny vaginal rights? Were they discriminating against vaginas or people who had them? Were they, in fact, trying to legislate what someone could or couldn't do with their vagina?


In a word...

Y-E-S.
 

I accept your challenge! Here is a list of alternate names for a vagina:

Altar Of Love

Amazon Forest

Arbys With Fur

Axe Gash

B.o.b.'s Bungalow

Babby

Baby Zipper

Babyoven

Bacon Hole

Bag Pipe

Bait

Bald Biscuit

Banana Box

Bean

Bear Trap

Bearded Ax Wound

Bearded Clam

Bearded Taco

Beaver

Beaver Teeth

Beef Tomato

Beetle Hood

Belly Entrance

Big Bud

Big Montana

Bikini Bizkit

Bird's Nest

Birth Canal

Bitch Ditch

Bitter & Twisted

Black Hole

Black Hole Of Cal...

Black Oak

Bluntfrunt

Bologna Flap-over

Bone Hider

Bone Polisher

Bonefish

Bottomless Pit

Bowl

Box

Boy In The Canoe

Brakepads

Brazilian Caterpi...

Bread-box

Breakfast Of Cham...

Bubble Gum By The...

Bucket

Buffalo Gums

Bunny Tuft

Burger Bar

Bush

Bush Tucker

Calamari Cockring

Camarillo Brillo

Camel Toe

Candy Kiss

Carpet

Cat

Catcher's Mitt

Cats Paw

Cha Cha

Chacha

Chanch

Cherry

Cherry Pop Tart

Chia Hole

Chicken's Tongue

Chin-chin

Chocha

Choot

Clam Canal

Clamarama

Clap Trap

Clit Slit

Close Encounter W...

Cock Cave

Cock Curator

Cock Holster

Cock Magnet

Cock Pocket

Cock Sock

Cock Socket

Cock Squeezer

Cock Warmer

Cock-chafer

Cockpit

Cold Cut Combo

Conch Shell

Cooch

Coochie Pop

Cookie

Coose Canal

Cooter

Cooter

Cooter Muffin

Cooze

Count Fapula

Courtney Cocksleve

Crack

Crack Of Heaven

Crave Cave

Cream Canal

Crotch Waffle

Cucumber Canal

Cum Crack

Cum Craver

Cunny

Cunt

Cuntry Pie

Cuntzilla

Cupid's Cupboard

Curly Curtains

Davey Jones Locker

Dead Clam

Deep Pink

Deep Socket

Deer Hoof

Depository

Devil's Hole

Dick Basket

Dick Deposit

Dick Driver

Dick Dungeon

Dick Eater

Dick Mitten

Dick Rack

Dildo Hotel

Dinner Roll

Displabia

Dna Dumpster

Dog's Mouth

Door Of Life

Dove Breast

Egg Drop Box

Enchilada Of Love

Erie Canal

Ever-lasting Cum ...

Faith

Fat Rabbit

Fatty

Fetus Flaps

Field Of Dreams

Fish Canyon

Fish Dish

Fish Mitten

Fish Sandwich

Fishamjig

Flapped Bap

Flaps

Flesh Cavern

Flesh Tuxedo

Flower

Fly Catcher

Fortune Nookie (c...

Foxhole

Front Bottom

Fruit Cup

Frum

Fuck Donut

Fuck Pocket

Fuckhole

Fun Hatch

Fur Burger

Furby

Furrogi (poland)

Furry 8 Ball Rack

Furry Furnace

Fury Pink Mink

Fuzz Box

Fuzz Bucket

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Gash

Gauntlet

Gizmo

Glory Hole

Golden Arches

Golden Palace

Golden Valley

Goodie Basket

Grandest Canyon

Grassy Knoll

Ground Zero

Grumble

Hair Pie

Hairy Doughnut

Hairy Heaven

Hairy Potter

Ham Sandwich

Hamper Of Goodies

Happy Flappy

Happy Valley

Hatchet Wound

Head Catcher

Her Asshole Neighbor

Holiest Of Holies

Holy Grail

Home Plate

Homebase

Honey Pot

Honey Pot

Horn Of Plenty

Hot Pocket

Hot Spot

Hot Tamaki Walk

Hump Hole

Hungry Minge

Indian Bones And ...

Jaws Of Life

Jelly Roll

Jewel Box

Jezebel's Smell

Jizz Recepticle

Juice Box

Kitty Cage

Kitty Kat

Knish

Lap Flounder

Launch Pad

Lawrence Of A Labia

Lick N' Stick

Lip Jeans

Lip Tip

Little Debbie

Lobster Pot

Lotus

Love Canal

Love Cave

Love Glove

Love Hole

Love Rug

Lovebox

Lucy

Mammal Hole

Man In The Boat

Man's Charity Bash

Mans Ruin

Marcia (aussie)

Meat Counter

Meat Crease

Meat Curtains

Meat Massager

Meat Tunnel

Meat Wagon

Melvin

Midnight Dip

Mingus

Mommy Parts

Mommy's Pie

Moneymaker

Mossy Jaw

Mound

Mound Of Venus

Mud Flaps

Muff

Mule Nose

Mumble Pants (swe...

Mumbler (aussie)

Mystical Fold

Nana

Nappy Dugout

Nappy Dugout

Nappy Roots

Nether Lips

Nice Slice

Ninja Boot

Noochie

Nookie

Old Catchers Mitt

One Eyed Worm Hole

One-eyed Python T...

Pachinko

Packin Shack

Pancake Fold

Pandora's Box

Panty Hamster

Pastrami Flaps

Peach

Peach

Pearl Hotel

Pee Jaws

Peeshie

Penalty Box

Penis Parking

Penis Pothole

Penis Purse

Penis Warmer

Peter Vise

Peters Grove

Pickle Stinker

Pink

Pink Circle

Pink Cookie

Pink Heaven

Pink Panther

Pink Portal

Pink Taco

Pink Taco

Pink Truffle

Pink Turtleneck

Pish Buffet

Piss Fenders

Piss Flaps

Pissy Froth Hole

Pizzo

Pocket Pie

Pole Hole

Pole Hole

Pole Magnet

Ponchita

Poochika

Poody Tat

Poon Jab

Poonaner

Poontang

Poontang Pie

Pooswaa

Pork Pie

Pound Cake

Private Area

Pud Pocket

Pudding

Punani

Punash

Purple People Pen...

Pussy

Python Syphon

Queef Quarters

Quim

Quim

Rack Of Clam

Rattlesnake Canyon

Red Lane

Red River Gorge

Red Sea

Republic Of Labia

Revolving In/out ...

Richards House

Roast Beef Curtains

Rooster Jaws

Rosebud

Round Mound Of Be...

Salami Garage

Saloon Doors

Sausage Wallet

Sausage Wallet

Scrambled Eggs Be...

Scrumpter

Scunt

Sea Food Six Pack

Serpent Socket

Silk Funnel

Silk Igloo

Skin Canoe

Skins

Slice Of Heaven

Slippery Slide

Slop Hole

Slot Pocket

Slurpee Machine

Slurpy

Snail Tracker

Snake Charmer

Snake Lake

Snatch

Snooch

South Mouth

Spasm Chasm

Sperm Bank

Sperm Shack

Sperm Sucker

Spitball Bullseye

Split Dick

Spunk-pot

Squeeze-box

Squid

Stench Trench

Stench-trench

Stink Rink

Stinkhole

Stinky Speedway

Stop-n-pop

Sugar Basin

Sugar Hole

Sweat Box

Sweet Briar

Tackle Box

Tampon Tunnel

Temperamental Rin...

Temporary Lodgings

The Big Casino

The Big W

The Blow Hole

The Bone Collector

The Code Defierth...

The Condo Downstate

The Cum Dump

The Dea Bone Patch

The Death Of Adam

The Deflower Patch

The Easy Bake Oven

The Fish Flap

The Furry Cup

The Great Divide

The Helmut Hide-a...

The Indoor Barbecue

The Indoor Picnic

The Notorious V.a.g.

The One-door Vulva

The Promised Land

The Pump Protector

The Schlong Sucker

The Shrine

The Toothless Blo...

The Twatlantic Ocean

The Unmentionable

The Vegan Store

The Vegetarian's ...

The Virginator

The Welcome Opponent

The Wombsday Book

Theme Park

Thresher

Tickled Pink

Tinker Bell

Tomahawk Chop

Tongue Depressor

Tongue Roll

Toolshed

Trim

Tuna Pot Pie

Tuna Spread

Tuna Taco

Tuna Town

Tunnel Of Love

Twat

Twat

Vacuum Vulva

Vadge

Vagina

Vedgie

Velcro Love Triangle

Venus Butterfly

Vertical Smile

Vidgie

Wagon Ruts

Wand Waxer

Weiner Wrap

Welly Top

Wet Mark

Wet Seal

Where Uncle's Doo...

Whisker Biscuit

Willys Haven

Wilt Chamberlian'...

Wizard's Sleeve

Wolly Bolly

Womens Weapon

Wonder Bread

Wookie

Yeast Pocket

Yo Yo Smuggler

Yoni
 
Using medical terminology to speak about body parts, however sarcastic, is not vulgar. This is just stupid and makes those people look like fools. Just let her go into a childish rant and move on.

It is better to let people think her a fool than to open their mouths and prove they are still larger fools.
 
Using medical terminology to speak about body parts, however sarcastic, is not vulgar. This is just stupid and makes those people look like fools. Just let her go into a childish rant and move on.

It is better to let people think her a fool than to open their mouths and prove they are still larger fools.

If she were using medical terminology to speak about body parts, I wouldn't find it vulgar. The vulgarity is using medical terminology for the sake of being bombastic and hyperbolic, and detracting from the subject topic in doing so. It's a vulgar display of rudeness and ill-mannered behavior, and not appropriate for the floor or any legislative body. She was given the opportunity to speak on the issue at hand, not make bombastic statements for the express purpose of evoking an emotive response. I would have the same response if someone from the 'pro-life' side had made a comment regarding "murdering people in cold blood." Hyperbolic displays have no place in the arena of serious debate. They are a DISTRACTION from it. IF we allow such displays, our entire system and process devolves into what this forum often illustrates, a great big pile of rhetorical hyperbolic SHIT that no one can sift through to find the reasoned points of a debate. As much as you may think that works well here, it doesn't work in a legislative body which has to decide on matters of law and make informed choices. There, you need some decorum, something more than GRIND trying to wrap his mind around whether "redneck southern racist bigot" is actually a "personal insult" to me or not, and which "rule" it violated. That kind of lackadaisical approach is fine for an obscure political message board, but not for a congressional body.
 
If she were using medical terminology to speak about body parts, I wouldn't find it vulgar. The vulgarity is using medical terminology for the sake of being bombastic and hyperbolic, and detracting from the subject topic in doing so. It's a vulgar display of rudeness and ill-mannered behavior, and not appropriate for the floor or any legislative body. She was given the opportunity to speak on the issue at hand, not make bombastic statements for the express purpose of evoking an emotive response. I would have the same response if someone from the 'pro-life' side had made a comment regarding "murdering people in cold blood." Hyperbolic displays have no place in the arena of serious debate. They are a DISTRACTION from it. IF we allow such displays, our entire system and process devolves into what this forum often illustrates, a great big pile of rhetorical hyperbolic SHIT that no one can sift through to find the reasoned points of a debate. As much as you may think that works well here, it doesn't work in a legislative body which has to decide on matters of law and make informed choices. There, you need some decorum, something more than GRIND trying to wrap his mind around whether "redneck southern racist bigot" is actually a "personal insult" to me or not, and which "rule" it violated. That kind of lackadaisical approach is fine for an obscure political message board, but not for a congressional body.


Yeah...we certainly don't want people using clinical medical terminology while attempting to write laws regarding a specific medical procedure, now do we?
 
seriously...vagina is now shocking?!?!

of course the proper terminology would be womb, but seriously, having a cow over the word vagina is simply stupid. and to ban them from further speech is wholly unconstitutional. i can't believe any con would support this.l
 
GRIND trying to wrap his mind around whether "redneck southern racist bigot" is actually a "personal insult" to me or not, and which "rule" it violated.

this is a strawman right? cause I never saw that said to you anywhere.
 
this is a strawman right? cause I never saw that said to you anywhere.

Is he serious? Sheesh, can I all him a crybaby or will that be a personal insult as well. I didn't realize he was so sensitive!
I will have to be more careful around him! He might bruise.
 
Using medical terminology to speak about body parts, however sarcastic, is not vulgar. This is just stupid and makes those people look like fools. Just let her go into a childish rant and move on.

It is better to let people think her a fool than to open their mouths and prove they are still larger fools.

Calling it a childish rant looks rather foolish, too
 
Is he serious? Sheesh, can I all him a crybaby or will that be a personal insult as well. I didn't realize he was so sensitive!
I will have to be more careful around him! He might bruise.

he's talking about app. but the example he used here is a strawman. the one he just said would be a very easily identifiable rule break.
 
he's talking about app. but the example he used here is a strawman. the one he just said would be a very easily identifiable rule break.

Thanks, because I went to look to see if this was a APP thread, it wasn't, so I was scratching my head.
 
i might take back what I said about this woman the other day. Apparently she wasn't that out there after all.
 
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