Animals will have their revenge

It's now a proven fact that our planet is warming up very quickly. And, most scientists agree that this is because of greenhouse gases, including methane.

Your appetite for the decaying corpses of murdering cattle is killing our planet.
 
It's now a proven fact that our planet is warming up very quickly. And, most scientists agree that this is because of greenhouse gases, including methane.

Your appetite for the decaying corpses of murdering cattle is killing our planet.

Well, there's your problem.

You're supposed to eat the meat when it's well cured, not decayed. :cof1:
 
Animals will have their revenge??

Two of the most popular murder victim species are chickens and cows.

Chickens will sit on a roost while the bird next to them is killed and eaten by a predator, and not do anything except make noise. No attempt to even move away on the roost.

Cows are known to stick their head between two trees that are close together at the ground and grow apart as they go up. The cow then starts to graze. When there is no more grass within reach, they can actually die from a broken neck or starvation because they are too stupid to lift their head before trying to back up.


And these two bastions of animal intellect are going to have their revenge??
 
It's now a proven fact that our planet is warming up very quickly. And, most scientists agree that this is because of greenhouse gases, including methane.

Your appetite for the decaying corpses of murdering cattle is killing our planet.

And if we all stop eating meat, those animals will die of starvation and disease because the farmers will stop taking care of them.

Plus, since we won't be slaughtering the cattle, there will actually be a huge increase in methane.

We slaughter cattle which produce methane. We are actually helping fight global warming. Whereas you vegetarians would let them live and keep producing the gas.
 
And if we all stop eating meat, those animals will die of starvation and disease because the farmers will stop taking care of them.

Plus, since we won't be slaughtering the cattle, there will actually be a huge increase in methane.

We slaughter cattle which produce methane. We are actually helping fight global warming. Whereas you vegetarians would let them live and keep producing the gas.
Not to mention vegetarian sources of methane. They gotta eat lots of beans and lentils to get their diets balanced. Vegetable flatulence is much higher than meat flatulence.

Though fresh oysters and dark beer will put any bean salads to shame. You can clear a room!!
 
Not to mention vegetarian sources of methane. They gotta eat lots of beans and lentils to get their diets balanced. Vegetable flatulence is much higher than meat flatulence.

Though fresh oysters and dark beer will put any bean salads to shame. You can clear a room!!

Pickled eggs and dark beer have always made me wish I could leave the room. But I go with me.
 
I support you, meat is murder! Hopefully one day the animals have their justice and purge this evil from the land. It is the will of god, and their can be no forgiveness foe the evil of meat eating.
 
I support you, meat is murder! Hopefully one day the animals have their justice and purge this evil from the land. It is the will of god, and their can be no forgiveness foe the evil of meat eating.

Aha, I thought that this was one of your trolls! :)
 
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