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Dear Doc Dutch,
My dear fellow !! However are you going to afford the cost of running your electric dildo? I mean using one of those big suckers 12 hours a day (like you do) will soon drain your savings account completely !
But don't despair; there is a new, solar-powered, vibrating, electric dildo that has just been released on the US market. It's called the "Sunny Jim" and is available in a range of sizes: 6"; 8"and 10." (There is 12" model but a Physician's certificate is required to purchase it).
The only down-side is that the device is only really operational out-doors in direct sunlight. What you do is strap the dildo's solar panels across your back, then go to a sunny patch in your garden, drop your trousers and bend over (like you're in San Francisco and about to lay a "Richard the Third" on the sidewalk), then insert the solar- powered dildo, and in about 5 minutes "Bob's Your Uncle." You'll be enjoying a guaranteed 2000Hz of vibration right up the old "Gary Glitter."
If you do decide to invest in one of these solar-powered units, just remember, Doctor, they are not to be used anywhere outside your own garden, that is, not in any public places.
Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND
DLM.... Dachshund Lives Matter !!
Gary Glitter, priceless!