I had sex outside of marriage in Alaska a few years back. An old friend of mine from back in my steel plant days invited me up to his home in Anchorage. He had made up a some home made hooch and during dinner he dared me to drink an entire bottle of hooch, go screw an Eskimo and then wrestle a brown bear. So I drank the bootle hooch and headed out the door. About an hour later I came back with my clothes all ripped to shreds and cuts and scratches all over my body. My buddy say "Good lord, what happened to you?" and I said "Never mind that, where that Eskimo you wanted me to wrestle?"