A Question for Christians

[gfm7175]

So you are saying

These words are typically followed up with some outlandishly-fabricated position having absolutely nothing to do with my actual position. Let's see if I'm correct.

that your god did such a fucked-up job of "creating" us...that EVERYONE of us offends him.

Yup, I was correct.

And you "worship and love"

Yes.

that fuck-up?

Not a fuck-up. Your hatred blinds you.

C'mon!

... man?

 

[gfm7175]

An atheist like you

@IBDaMann I know that you've regularly called yourself an athiest on this forum, and I've regularly called myself a Christian, but apparently we've both had our terminology all screwed up this whole time. Thank CLIMATE that Crypress is here to finally set us straight!
Apparently YOU are actually a Christian and I am actually an atheist........

wouldn't understand how important repentance is in Christian doctrine.

Repentance is absolutely vital in Christian doctrine. (just as it is in Global Warming doctrine)

King David ultimately repented for the sins he committed.

Correct. For instance, Psalm 51 notes King David repenting for his adultery with Bathsheba (and for orchestrating the murder of her husband).

Please show the people on this board where Trump repented for his serial adultery, his pathological lying, hid defrauding of his own charity, and for a lifetime of sin, cheating, and narcissism.

You are not God, Crypress. Only God truly knows the heart of another man. Whether or not Trump has repented for whatever sins he's committed during his lifetime (not the bogus stuff that you're fabricating) is between Trump and God.

 

[Margot]

Slick lied under oath. Getting hummers wasn't the problem.

Trump lies about everything

 

[IBDaMann]

@IBDaMann I know that you've regularly called yourself an athiest on this forum, and I've regularly called myself a Christian, but apparently we've both had our terminology all screwed up this whole time. Thank CLIMATE that Crypress is here to finally set us straight!

I think you still have some research yet to do, and some serious soul searching (I hope you appreciate alliteration). Cypress can only point you in the right direction. It's up to you to determine whether you are a militant atheist.

Apparently YOU are actually a Christian and I am actually an atheist........

I'm on a journey to learn about my militant Christian roots.

Repentance is absolutely vital in Christian doctrine.

That was done solely to justify tariffs on sackcloth.

Correct. For instance, Psalm 51 notes King David repenting for his adultery with Bathsheba

When he woke up the next morning with a severe hangover ... and saw her face ... he repented with a loud "I've got to go home, it's an emergency!" Then Bathsheba said "But you are home!"

I bet that would make a killer hit song.

You are not God, Crypress.

Do you expect him to believe you?

Only God truly knows the heart of another man.

Are you aware of the sheer number of omniscience fallacies that Cypress makes on a daily basis?

Whether or not Trump has repented for whatever sins he's committed during his lifetime (not the bogus stuff that you're fabricating) is between Trump and God.

Cypress assumes you meant "... between Trump and Cypress" ... except that Cypress has already condemned Trump to Nessus.

 

[Ross Dolan]

These words are typically followed up with some outlandishly-fabricated position having absolutely nothing to do with my actual position. Let's see if I'm correct.

Actually I agree. Often it does.

Yup, I was correct.

You are totally wrong. There was nothing outlandish about how I interpreted your words.

You said essentially that we are all sinners. You have previously inferred that your god created us. So...the product of its creation is so fucked-up...EVERY ONE OF US OFFENDS IT.

If you knew of an automaker who manufactures autos that are ALL defective...WOULD YOU PURCHASE ONE OF THEM.

Yes.

Well...you are nuts...and not especially smart...so, I guess that could be. AND...you might be scared shitless of that god.

Not a fuck-up.

Every one of its creation is defective. How much more a fuck up can the god be?

Your hatred blinds you.

Your fear blinds you. Try to work your way out of it.

... man?

Packard.

 

[gmark77]

Slick lied under oath. Getting hummers wasn't the problem.

Funny how the thing that they nailed Clinton on WASN'T what they initially started the witchhunt about. It required them to start an investigation so that he'd get on the stand and deny something UNRELATED to the investigation which got him finally.

Yeah, Slick Willy was a dog. A piece of human garbage.

I'm curious why your guy (who is even MORE garbagey than Slick Willy was) is given a pass by you guys. Almost as if you don't actually care that Slick Willy was slick...he just wasn't YOUR slick.

You're all OK with your guy being the most appalling piece of human filth to ever crawl out of an anus (little known fact about Trump: his mother shat him out rather than delivered him vaginally.)

 

[IBDaMann]

I'm curious why your guy (who is even MORE garbagey than Slick Willy was) is given a pass by you guys.

You made another standard leftist conclusory fallacy. This is really all leftists have. The way it is supposed to work is that you lay out your arguments that lead to a valid conclusion. Leftists not only don't have any arguments, they are logically inept ... so they just jump to the conclusion they want the world to have and don't even pretend to support it.

Ergo, your contention that any Republican is somehow more gabagey than any Democrat scum is absurd on its face and is discarded.

So, that was easy.

Almost as if you don't actually care that Slick Willy was slick...he just wasn't YOUR slick.

Clinton signed the legislation that ultimately caused the housing bubble collapse of 2007, destroying the US economy over that period of time ... and Obama spent his entire tenure blaming Bush for it.

You're all OK with your guy being the most appalling piece of human filth to ever crawl out of an anus (little known fact about Trump: his mother shat him out rather than delivered him vaginally.)

Ignored.

 

[Freddy Figbottom]

An atheist like you wouldn't understand how important repentance is in Christian doctrine.

King David ultimately repented for the sins he committed.

Please show the people on this board where Trump repented for his serial adultery, his pathological lying, hid defrauding of his own charity, and for a lifetime of sin, cheating, and narcissism.

king david was not a Christian.

are you are turning point theologian?

 

[Cypress]

king david was not a Christian.

are you are turning point theologian?

Judaism recognizes the importance of repentance too dummy, and the Old Testament constitutes reference material, wisdom literature, and prophecy for Christians.

 

[gmark77]

There is NOTHING funnier than seeing an unrepentant sinner preach to others about the importance of repentance.

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."

(Maybe the local frantic googler can hit up the Google AI machine to tell them where that quote comes from )

 

[gmark77]

Ignored.

Not sure why you are ignoring it. It's a fact. It's on his birth certificate: Method of Delivery: ex-lax induced.

 

[Freddy Figbottom]

Judaism recognizes the importance of repentance too dummy, and the Old Testament constitutes reference material, wisdom literature, and prophecy for Christians.

blah blah judaizer.

 

[Yakuda]

Funny how the thing that they nailed Clinton on WASN'T what they initially started the witchhunt about. It required them to start an investigation so that he'd get on the stand and deny something UNRELATED to the investigation which got him finally.

Yeah, Slick Willy was a dog. A piece of human garbage.

I'm curious why your guy (who is even MORE garbagey than Slick Willy was) is given a pass by you guys. Almost as if you don't actually care that Slick Willy was slick...he just wasn't YOUR slick.

You're all OK with your guy being the most appalling piece of human filth to ever crawl out of an anus (little known fact about Trump: his mother shat him out rather than delivered him vaginally.)

Waaaaa

I'll tell you why trump gets a pass because he pisses all over you whiney bitches and quite frankly we normal people were so sick and fucking tired of your Sanctimonious bullshit that's we've been putting up with for decades. FINALLY a politician came along and told you assholes to go fuck yourselves.

 

[Yakuda]

Trump lies about everything

Prove it and please.dont say something asinine like, you only have to read what he says

 

[gmark77]

Waaaaa

I'll tell you why trump gets a pass because he pisses all over you whiney bitches and quite frankly we normal people were so sick and fucking tired of your Sanctimonious bullshit that's we've been putting up with for decades. FINALLY a politician came along and told you assholes to go fuck yourselves.

Yeah, we on the Left find the kinds of things Trump and his friends find "fun" (adventures with Jeffy for example).

Yes Trump DID tell us to fuck ourselves.

And he even said it directly to you, his supporters. You just don't realize it yet. Good luck with that! LOL.

 

[gmark77]

Prove it and please.dont say something asinine like, you only have to read what he says

We know he doesn't lie in your eyes. It is truth that he speaks. Even when he speaks truth like promising to lower drug prices 1500%.

You guys believe it all hook line and sinker.

This is what it looks like to be in a cult. Enjoy

 

[Yakuda]

Yeah, we on the Left find the kinds of things Trump and his friends find "fun" (adventures with Jeffy for example).

Yes Trump DID tell us to fuck ourselves.

And he even said it directly to you, his supporters. You just don't realize it yet. Good luck with that! LOL.

It's amazing how much tds has effected you people.

 

[Yakuda]

We know he doesn't lie in your eyes. It is truth that he speaks. Even when he speaks truth like promising to lower drug prices 1500%.

You guys believe it all hook line and sinker.

This is what it looks like to be in a cult. Enjoy

If only you schmucks had put up a better candidate. How fuckig bad was your candidate that Trump was the more sensible option. LMFAO

 

[gmark77]

If only you schmucks had put up a better candidate. How fuckig bad was your candidate that Trump was the more sensible option. LMFAO

Most of our candidates can do simple math.

Yours is the guy who actually seems to believe he can reduced medicine costs by over 1000%. And the fact that you believe him makes you even more pitiful.

 

[gmark77]

It's amazing how much tds has effected you people.

No, a lot of us knew that THAT kind of human trafficking stuff Trump and his friends were into was wrong long before Trump showed up.