A PROPOSITION FOR "RAISING" MORALE IN AMERICA

Dachshund

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Since the onset of the Biden Junta in January of 2021, many Americans have, I think, been dismayed and depressed by the seemingly endless string of incompetent and disastrous policies the Junta has launched.


There is the Open Southern border crisis that apart from all of the other chaos it has caused, has taken the lives of 180,000 young Americans to date through poising with the deadly narcotic, fentanyl.


There was the botched withdrawal of the US military from Afghanistan and all of its repercussions. (The Democrats love abortions, but this one was truly a "bell-ringer")


There has been "Bidenomics." Bidenomics brought ordinary Americans record high levels of inflation that have made the cost of gas and other basic necessities difficult to afford for many families; and now it seems there is a major recession looming!


There has been the political weaponisation of the DOJ and FBI which has resulted in school moms and dads being intimidated by the FBI for exercising their right to speak out in objection to the immoral (CRT) and indecent (e.g. LGBTQ pornography) material their elementary school children are being exposed to. As well as this, Christians have been targeted and surveilled by the FBI in their own churches !


Then there is the Woke madness, the transgender madness, the "existential threat", "Green New Deal" madness. It just goes on and on.


So, I figured that any average, normal (i.e, not a lunatic) American must be feeling pretty down-hearted at this point in time ? I wondered what could be done to help "MAKE AMERICA HAPPY AGAIN" and recently I was struck by a profound inspiration.



THE "FREE THE NIPPLE" CAMPAIGN




It happened while I was walking through the Botanical Gardens in my city. As I was strolling past the exhibit of "Succulents", I remembered that this was the part of the gardens where a group of about 100 young women had staged a "Free the Nipple" rally the year before. I remember that I though this "Free the Nipple" rally was an excellent idea and a very worthy cause. Because from the point of view of the male observer, there is no doubt that a pair of exposed breasts on a young woman is indeed a thing a beauty (and I am speaking from STRICTLY classical 18th-century aesthetic considerations, BTW !) and encountering things of true beauty always provokes - to a greater or lessor extent) the sensation of delight or joy. From the women's perspective the "Free the Nipple" campaign has as its goal the ability to liberate the same kind of freedom that men enjoy when they go topless in the summer months or, indeed, on any hot/humid day they please. Also, men are not strapped into uncomfortable, restrictive brassieres. So , in short, I think women would be much happier if the law were changed to allow them to go topless in public because they would be able to experience a wonderful sensation of natural freedom that they are presently denied.




So, in order to order to help relieve some of the misery he has been poured onto America since 20th Jan, 2021, I think Biden should issue a new Executive Order immediately that incorporates the key directives in a document I have prepared entitled: "PROPOSITION "OO"




PROPOSITION "OO" (THE CORRR PRINCIPLES)



(1) All fit American women aged between 18 and 30 years of af age are legally permitted to be topless in public.

(2) The following exceptions apply...

* women who have saggy tits.
* women who have lurid tattoos on their tits.
* women who have obtrusive piercing of any kind and in any place on their tits

(3) Women who have large (but not overlarge) and/or firm and/or perky titties and choose to go topless in public for at least 30 days of each year will be eligible for government, tax subsidies.




So, there you have it folks; my suggestion for how to lift America's spirits - "from Sea to Shining Sea" - in these dark and careworn "dog-gone, Democrat days" !




Dachshund - the WONDER HOUND

DLM....Dachshund Lives Matter
 
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