$5000 to hunt the most dangerous game of all

ib1yysguy

ib1yysguy

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http://www.gadling.com/2009/06/29/russian-yachts-to-offer-pirate-hunting-cruises-off-somali-coas/

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So apparently wealthy Russians are paying up to $5,000 a pop to go on pirate hunting vacations. On board yachts manned by heavily armed mercenaries, they cruise around the coast of Africa trying to lure Somalian pirates into attacking them. Should any pirates be foolhardy enough to do so, the Russians then fire a flurry of bullets and explosives at them, who often react to this surprising development by dying. If this sounds to you like wealthy assholes murdering people under the thinnest possible pretense of “self defense,” congratulations on not being a monster. Your parents clearly didn’t fuck up that bad.
 
ib1yysguy said:
http://www.gadling.com/2009/06/29/russian-yachts-to-offer-pirate-hunting-cruises-off-somali-coas/

Summary taken from
cracked.com

So apparently wealthy Russians are paying up to $5,000 a pop to go on pirate hunting vacations. On board yachts manned by heavily armed mercenaries, they cruise around the coast of Africa trying to lure Somalian pirates into attacking them. Should any pirates be foolhardy enough to do so, the Russians then fire a flurry of bullets and explosives at them, who often react to this surprising development by dying. If this sounds to you like wealthy assholes murdering people under the thinnest possible pretense of “self defense,” congratulations on not being a monster. Your parents clearly didn’t fuck up that bad.
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Can I borrow $5,000.00??
 
ib1yysguy said:
http://www.gadling.com/2009/06/29/russian-yachts-to-offer-pirate-hunting-cruises-off-somali-coas/

Summary taken from
cracked.com

So apparently wealthy Russians are paying up to $5,000 a pop to go on pirate hunting vacations. On board yachts manned by heavily armed mercenaries, they cruise around the coast of Africa trying to lure Somalian pirates into attacking them. Should any pirates be foolhardy enough to do so, the Russians then fire a flurry of bullets and explosives at them, who often react to this surprising development by dying. If this sounds to you like wealthy assholes murdering people under the thinnest possible pretense of “self defense,” congratulations on not being a monster. Your parents clearly didn’t fuck up that bad.
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IB1, this new story is fake.

It was taken from a parody site. Obviously, anyone who participated in such a package would be a disgusting monster, but it was never real in the first place.
 
if it's true it's amazingly awesome. That's what pirates get, they are murderous assholes themselves, so it's good to get rid of them as much as possible
 
Grind said:
if it's true it's amazingly awesome. That's what pirates get, they are murderous assholes themselves, so it's good to get rid of them as much as possible
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Yeah, seriously I don't have a problem with it. I think it'd be good sport.
 
I don't have a problem with it. But I can't see Somali pirates as "the most dangerous game of all".
 
ib1yysguy said:
http://www.gadling.com/2009/06/29/russian-yachts-to-offer-pirate-hunting-cruises-off-somali-coas/

Summary taken from
cracked.com

So apparently wealthy Russians are paying up to $5,000 a pop to go on pirate hunting vacations. On board yachts manned by heavily armed mercenaries, they cruise around the coast of Africa trying to lure Somalian pirates into attacking them. Should any pirates be foolhardy enough to do so, the Russians then fire a flurry of bullets and explosives at them, who often react to this surprising development by dying. If this sounds to you like wealthy assholes murdering people under the thinnest possible pretense of “self defense,” congratulations on not being a monster. Your parents clearly didn’t fuck up that bad.
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You should go and work on making a new law in Russia making this illegal.
 
Watermark said:
IB1, this new story is fake.

It was taken from a parody site. Obviously, anyone who participated in such a package would be a disgusting monster, but it was never real in the first place.
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Shhh... He needs to make it a priority to get a law passed in Russia making it illegal to hunt pirates.
 
Anyone who even thought about joining these raids should be executed in the most gruesome way possible. Justice = sweet. It's a crime against humanity to let those animals even have the chance to spread their genes.
 
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Watermark said:
If it's not illegal already, it should absolutely be illegal. Pirates are robbers. When there crime is pulled off succesfully, no one gets hurt. They take prisoners. They at least have a little honor.

These people would be animals. They pretend to be nothing, and then as soon as the pirates approach they would whip out an arsenal and burn starving 15-year olds to death even as they are trying to surrender. It's amazing that what the right considers a hero is usually much more evil than the villian, and speaks as to how morally bankrupt you're evil philosophy has become. Conservatives = the bad guys.
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LOL. It's amazing how you can take a parody and turn it into "all conservatives are teh EEEevilll!!"

Now if anybody took you seriously anymore I might be worried after seeing you with pictures brandishing your new Clint Eastwood style .45...

Instead you are a joke, like that aged superhero, Mermaid Man...
 
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