12 Craziest, Most Awful Things God Did in the Old Testament

maineman said:
interestingly enough, both Wesley Clark and I can spell the word "infinitely" infinitely better than you can. It is really pretty fucking funny that a moron who hasn't gotten out of high school fancies himself smarter than the top graduate at one of THE top schools in the fucking world.... and, in the midst of proclaiming this ridiculous - and totally unfounded - claim of intelligence, he misspells words.... like a bumbling fucking moronic uneducated idiot.
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LMAO; run along you pathetic dishonest dunce.
 
maineman said:
so.... partisans that agree with you are GOOD partisans, and partisans who have different views than yours are hyper partisan morons? Have I got that right?

Could it be possible for you to step back away from that for just a moment and actually realize how incredibly hilarious that is?
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Is that what I said you pathetic dishonest boring dunce?
 
Anti-Party said:
I struggle with my Christianity and the only thing Christian elders have told me is "keep the faith and don't second guess your elders"

At probably 14 I asked my preacher "why were dinosaur bones found in the earth that date back before what the bible says is the creation of earth". I was told "the devil probably planed those to decieve you". Yet today, there are many more questions. Even human remains have shown up that date back before adam and eve. Also, if we went by the Bible we should all be naked. Shame only came after 1 person ate an apple they were supposed to eat but a snake told them to..................I guess before that nudity was the way we should have been, shame was a BAD thing.

Today, I wonder why god doesn't talk to people that are sane. The only people that say "god talked to me" today are either people that listen to their inner voice/dialogue or crazy people. I'm sure our world would have much more FAITH if god helped us and talked to us once in a while.

I wonder why God would give every woman born in the last 2014 years labor pains because ONE woman ate an apple a snake told her to eat and why Men rule over women and women aren't allowed to speak in church.

I find myself teaching my kids Christianity because it is one of the best moral compasses in the world, until politics get involved.
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Ok...I gotta ask....wtf religion do you belong to that doesn't allow women to speak in church.....
 
Truth Detector said:
Are you denying you're a pathetic dishonest hyper partisan moron?
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interesting question coming for a self professed partisan.... but let me answer it.... Am I DENYING it? Is that the question? Well then....

maineman said:
absolutely. now answer my question asshole.
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Truth Detector said:
LMAO; I'll quote you on this whenever you try to claim you are not a pathetic dishonest hyper partisan dunce.
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good. I am not a pathetic dishonest hyper partisan dunce. You asked me earlier if I denied being one, and I replied that I absolutely denied it.

The nuances of the English language seem to really fly over your head with great regularity. Is it your second language, perhaps? If so, would "porcine" be your first, by any chance?

:lol:
 
Truth Detector said:
LMAO; run along you pathetic dishonest dunce.
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run along? nah... it's a lovely day... I am sitting out by the pool dangling my feet in.... drinking a paloma... I think I'll spend a little time this afternoon hanging out and pointing out the absolute stupidity of you and your ideas. How'd that be?
 
Rune said:
Uh, sorry, incorrect.
The Roman Catholic attempt at ecumenism is nothing more than a blatant "if you can't beat them join them". In other words, as they slowly lose control over the world's Christians they are simply trying anything possible to stay relevant.

See if this helps you understand;

This means, for example, that Catholic-Orthodox dialogue or Catholic-Anglican dialogue constitutes ecumenism, because both Anglicans and the Orthodox are validly baptized non-Catholic Christians. But ecumenism doesn’t cover Catholic-Islamic dialogue or Catholic-Hindu dialogue, because Muslims and Hindus don’t baptize in the name of the Holy Trinity. The Church describes this kind of spiritual activity with non-Christian religions as “interfaith dialogue.”
While we’re defining terms, we should note that when dealing with common worship among Catholics and other Christians, we must distinguish between communicatio in sacris (sharing in the sacraments), and the more general communicatio in spiritualibus (sharing in common prayer).
Generally, the Church encourages communicatio in spiritualibus between Catholics and Protestants, but strictly limits communicatio in sacris to a handful of sacraments, and even then only between Catholics and members of an Eastern non-Catholic Church (see Canon 844). By “Eastern non-Catholic Church” we mean an historical Eastern Church (Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox or Assyrian Church of the East) whose sacraments and apostolic succession the Church recognizes as valid. This is different from Protestants (including Anglicans), whose claim to have valid sacraments and apostolic succession the Catholic Church does not recognize.

http://www.catholicculture.org/culture/library/view.cfm?recnum=6056
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---Posted by AntiParty]Every religion teaches their children that if you don't follow THEIR religion then you will not get to heaven. Yet there are HUNDREDS of religions and somehow, MY religion is the winner.
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Uh....sorry...more strawman bullshit....

while what you post says is generally correct...it still has nothing to do with what Taft posted....ie...RC don't
say that they are the ONLY people that will get to this mythical heaven....


Ecumenism, being a movement promoting unity among Christian churches, is irrelevant.... the ritual differences practiced are also, irrelevant .....
 
maineman said:
isn't it what you implied? People who were partisan and shared YOUR views were honorable, and those who did not somehow were dishonest and disrespectful of the constitution?
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No that isn't what I implied you pathetic dishonest hyper partisan dunce. Perhaps if you ask it a few more times my answer will change right retard?

Damn you are one dumb dishonest buffoon.
 
maineman said:
run along? nah... it's a lovely day... I am sitting out by the pool dangling my feet in.... drinking a paloma... I think I'll spend a little time this afternoon hanging out and pointing out the absolute stupidity of you and your ideas. How'd that be?
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LMAO
 
why even bother wasting band width to post only "LMAO"? We get it that you laugh a lot at other people.... although, we both know it really is a rather hollow embarrassed little laugh meant to disguise the fact that you are playing this role a little too close to the absurd edge and you run the risk of exposing your idiocy and ignorance any moment.
 
Truth Detector said:
No that isn't what I implied you pathetic dishonest hyper partisan dunce. Perhaps if you ask it a few more times my answer will change right retard?

Damn you are one dumb dishonest buffoon.
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actually, we both know that I am a whole lot smarter than you ever will be, and I am painfully honest....

but keep playing your big boy bravado games.... they're good for entertainment if nothing else.
 
maineman said:
why even bother wasting band width to post only "LMAO"? We get it that you laugh a lot at other people.... although, we both know it really is a rather hollow embarrassed little laugh meant to disguise the fact that you are playing this role a little too close to the absurd edge and you run the risk of exposing your idiocy and ignorance any moment.
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Because that is the only way to respond to retards like you; you think we should take the stupidity that erupts from your keyboard on a daily basis seriously?

For your edification on why Rune is a dumb fat tub of lard with a propensity for uttering the same stupidity that erupts from you and because you are such a dishonest dumbass trying to defend him:

Rune said:
The old testament was written when wooly mammoths Still roamed the earth.
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The Old Testament was written from approximately 1400 B.C. to approximately 400 B.C. Moses wrote the first five books known as the Pentateuch, which included the editing of Genesis into its final form from oral or earlier written records.

The Wooly mammoth disappeared from its mainland range at the end of the Pleistocene 10,000 years ago, most likely through a combination of climate change, consequent disappearance of its habitat, and hunting by humans, though the significance of these factors is disputed. Isolated populations survived on Wrangel Island until 4,000 years ago, and on St. Paul Island until 6,400 years ago.

You're such a pathetic repugnant dumbass.
 
hair splitting... Old Testament patriarchs and wooly mammoths co-existed on the planet.... making a big deal out of written versus oral tradition is sort of chickenshit... a style you are famous for.
 
maineman said:
hair splitting... Old Testament patriarchs and wooly mammoths co-existed on the planet.... making a big deal out of written versus oral tradition is sort of chickenshit... a style you are famous for.
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LMAO; you really are an admitted moron.

Originally Posted by Truth Detector
Are you denying you're a pathetic dishonest hyper partisan moron?
maineman said:
absolutely.
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http://www.justplainpolitics.com/sh...id-in-the-Old-Testament&p=1454450#post1454450
 
I really think you don't get what your question and my answer really means.

It makes me even more convinced that you are an uneducated pimple faced teen acting all grown up from behind the monitor in your mommy's basement.
 
truth deflector: Are you denying that you are a nine foot tall orange colored alien?

maineman: absolutely.

truth deflector: HAHAHAHAHA I can't wait to repost this interchange the next time you deny being a nine foot tall orange colored alien!

:facepalm:
 
maineman said:
truth deflector: Are you denying that you are a nine foot tall orange colored alien?

maineman: absolutely.

truth deflector: HAHAHAHAHA I can't wait to repost this interchange the next time you deny being a nine foot tall orange colored alien!

:facepalm:
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LMAO; dunce.
 
maineman said:
hair splitting... Old Testament patriarchs and wooly mammoths co-existed on the planet.... making a big deal out of written versus oral tradition is sort of chickenshit... a style you are famous for.
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Dear dishonest dunce with shit-for-brains; the only one splitting any hairs here is you, dumbass.

Damn you are one dumb pathetic moron aren't you?
 
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