10 douchiest colleges in America

I know they kept alluding to Harvard, but they didn't include it, and instead went with Cornell. Yes, the Cornell satire-hit was hilarious, but everyone just about believes Harvard to be the douchiest college, which is probably why it didn't make the list. I loved the Stanford one because of the crack about them all believing they are above California, although they love the weather (and the tech company jokes were obligatory). I'm surprised they didn't put Notre Dame, since everyone loves to hate on the Irish.
 
I think they made the masturbation joke too many times, but I did laugh when they used it on Yale. BTW, the Yale photo looks suspiciously like a guy I went to high school with, so I hit him up on Facebook. I swear, even if its not him, the author must know of him personally, because of the stuff about art/theater (he's an actor), choosing your sexuality, dressing like an Oxford professor from 1946 (has done that, and is now on a fellowship at Oxford), and a few other trace references. I don't think he was in a select society (of course, he probably wouldn't have told me, either), but he's sarcastic enough to say "I went to college in New Haven." ROFL.
 
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