1: My proposal

[Legion Troll]

• Requiring everyone to be armed at all times must become the law of the land.
• A new federal agency must be established to perform spot checks to ensure compliance.
• Any citizen found unarmed must be summarily executed on the spot.
• Only then will we have achieved the freedom that the glorious founders envisioned for Gunmerica!

GUNS, GUNS, EVERYWHERE, GUNS IN THE STREETS, GUNS IN THE SQUARE, GUNS MUST RIDE ON EVERY HIP, EVERY WHITE CHRISTIAN MUST HAVE A FIRM GRIP, TO KEEP AMERICA FROM GOING FURTHER DOWN, JUST SHOOT EVERYBODY WHOSE SKIN MIGHT BE BROWN, IF FREEDOM'S THE QUESTION, GUNS ARE THE ANSWER, DON'T LISTEN TO LIBERALS, GUN-GRABBERS ARE CANCER, TO BE KEPT SAFE FROM HOMOS AND JEWS, A GUN IS THE ONLY SURE TOOL YOU CAN USE, GUNS ARE FREEDOM, GUNS ARE SUCH FUN, TELL CONGRESS THAT YOU WANT A SUBSIDIZED GUN -

 

[The Dude]

My wife looks like the one on the left and she owns a gun.
Tell me tennis is gay all you want.

 

[Legion Troll]

My wife looks like the on a n the left and she owns a gun.
Tell me tennis is gay all you want.

Your wife is in compliance with my reasonable proposals, as long as she carries her gun everywhere all the time.

 

[The Dude]

She keeps it locked up.
I would never try and tell her to get rid of it even though it scares the shit out of me.

 

[Legion Troll]

She keeps it locked up.
I would never try and tell her to get rid of it even though it scares the shit out of me.

My reasonable proposals must be enacted ASAP if America is to enjoy total freedom.

Who's with me?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

My wife looks like the one on the left and she owns a gun.
Tell me tennis is gay all you want.

girl on the right is hotter.

 

[Leonthecat]

MORE GUNS!​

 

[Legion Troll]

MORE GUNS!​

Under my reasonable proposal, this citizen would be in compliance, Brother Leon.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

that's one hot scope.....

 

[Legion Troll]

that's one hot scope.....

If you focused on the scope....

 

[PostmodernProphet]

If you focused on the scope....

isn't that what you intended?.......

 

[Legion Troll]

isn't that what you intended?.......

Spoiler

 

[PostmodernProphet]

sucks to be you.....I saw the rhinestones......

 

[Legion Troll]

sucks to be you.....I saw the rhinestones......

Liberace liked 'em too.

It's OK, lots of Christians are gay. I'm not judging you.

What did you think of my plan to pass meaningful legislation?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Liberace liked 'em too.

It's OK, lots of Christians are gay. I'm not judging you.

so how many gay Christians have you slept with?......

 

[PostmodernProphet]

What did you think of my plan to pass meaningful legislation?

I'm sorry.....I am skeptical whenever I hear Lesion troll and meaningful in the same sentence......

 

[Legion Troll]

I'm sorry.....I am skeptical whenever I hear Lesion troll and meaningful in the same sentence......

But not when you're told about a talking snake, a virgin that give birth, or a zombie?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

But not when you're told about a talking snake, a virgin that give birth, or a zombie?

see?......I knew you had nothing meaningful.......

 

[Legion Troll]

so how many gay Christians have you slept with?......

You think I'd sleep with a Christian, the way they fuck around?

 

[Legion Troll]

see?......I knew you had nothing meaningful.......

Tell me that the Bible proves that a talking snake, a virgin that gives birth, and a zombie are real, but my plan causes you to be skeptical.