The Most Epic Email Ever

[Jarod]

I once had a flock of seaguls hair cut, then a John Cugar Mellancamp haircut.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I once had a flock of seaguls hair cut, then a John Cugar Mellancamp haircut.

Back in the 80's I had a cousin Itt hair do. When I first joined the young Repelicans in college a couple of the Seniors told me my hair style was innapropriate and that I should wear a tie to our monthly meetings. So the next time I went to the meeting I tied my hair into a poneytail and put a clip on bow tie on my t-shirt. They left me alone after that. It helped that I was the smartest one in the group. Which wasn't saying much. Repelicans have always attracted the anal retentive types and lord do they lack imagination.

I had fun though as a YRep in a sick cynical twisted way. The rural area I lived in was solid union democrat. We had some national Repelican party reps show up and they taught us how to use guns, gays and abortion and other wedge issues to convince the mouth breathers (their term) to vote Republican.

I think you probably have a good idea now how well that worked.

 

[Damocles]

Let me guess. Aqua Net Extra Super Hold, probably.

That's the stuff. Purplish-pink can with a net pattern on it. Aqua Net... Gah... I hate the smell of that stuff.

 

[Damocles]

I wore my hair band mullet with pride... "feathered" sides, long in the back.

 

[Jarod]

Back in the 80's I had a cousin Itt hair do. When I first joined the young Repelicans in college a couple of the Seniors told me my hair style was innapropriate and that I should wear a tie to our monthly meetings. So the next time I went to the meeting I tied my hair into a poneytail and put a clip on bow tie on my t-shirt. They left me alone after that. It helped that I was the smartest one in the group. Which wasn't saying much. Repelicans have always attracted the anal retentive types and lord do they lack imagination.

I had fun though as a YRep in a sick cynical twisted way. The rural area I lived in was solid union democrat. We had some national Repelican party reps show up and they taught us how to use guns, gays and abortion and other wedge issues to convince the mouth breathers (their term) to vote Republican.

I think you probably have a good idea now how well that worked.

I bet you got a lot of action with those YRepublican women. It was always my experience, when I was single, that the more conservative they acted, the easier it was to get them in bed.

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

I wore my hair band mullet with pride... "feathered" sides, long in the back.

Oh, that's awful. The 80's were horrific fashion-wise. It's amazing any of us ever had sex. The 90's were much better IMO. But hey, in the 80's we all thought we looked good.

 

[Jarod]

I wore my hair band mullet with pride... "feathered" sides, long in the back.

I had the feathered sides for a while.

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

I bet you got a lot of action with those YRepublican women. It was always my experience, when I was single, that the more conservative they acted, the easier it was to get them in bed.

LOL You really love to rile em up don't you Jarod?

 

[WinterBorn]

I bet you got a lot of action with those YRepublican women. It was always my experience, when I was single, that the more conservative they acted, the easier it was to get them in bed.

A good friend of mine told me she got more offers of sex from yuppy republican men (she was a lesbian Goth) when they were away from their buddies, and had more wild sex with yuppy republican women than with any other people in college.

When those buttoned down types are in a crowd they condemned her, but when they were alone she was the hottest thing they'd ever seen.

 

[Jarod]

LOL You really love to rile em up don't you Jarod?

I do, but its true...

 

[Mott the Hoople]

There was one fashion in the 80's that I never fell for. Parachute paints. God those were ridiculous.

 

[Cancel 2016.11]

There was one fashion in the 80's that I never fell for. Parachute paints. God those were ridiculous.

No comment.

 

[WinterBorn]

There was one fashion in the 80's that I never fell for. Parachute paints. God those were ridiculous.

Those were some horrible looking pants.

 

[Jarod]

There was one fashion in the 80's that I never fell for. Parachute paints. God those were ridiculous.

I wish I still had mine, I loved them. I did not go for too many zippers though, not good for the skating rink, if you fell they would hurt. Not that I ever fell.

 

[Damocles]

Oh, that's awful. The 80's were horrific fashion-wise. It's amazing any of us ever had sex. The 90's were much better IMO. But hey, in the 80's we all thought we looked good.

True that. I look at the pictures and just... Put that year book away. Nope, the kids will never see my year book.

 

[WinterBorn]

I wish I still had mine, I loved them. I did not go for too many zippers though, not good for the skating rink, if you fell they would hurt. Not that I ever fell.

Parachute pants at the skating rink. No wonder you got laid a lot. lmao

 

[Mott the Hoople]

No comment.

LOL Darla no!

 

[Damocles]

There was one fashion in the 80's that I never fell for. Parachute paints. God those were ridiculous.

Parachute pants were for people who didn't have patches on their jean jacket.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Those were some horrible looking pants.

No doubt. When I was in grad school those were popular with the Euro Students and we used to make fun of their "Flock of Seagulls" look.

 

[WinterBorn]

True that. I look at the pictures and just... Put that year book away. Nope, the kids will never see my year book.

One of my kids has a picture of me in a canary yellow leisure suit. I have threatened to kill whichever one has it if it ever sees the light of day.

Now THAT was a fashion nightmare. It was cool then, especially since it meant not having to wear a tie to church, but jeez looking back on it.........so much polyester! And bright?? I have worn roadway safety apparel that would look subdued beside that outfit.