Obama: Fault Line Was There Before I Became President; I inherited this Earthquake!

Damocles

Damocles

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JPP - 08/23/2011

In an interview this afternoon from the Martha's Vineyard golf course following the earthquake in Washington D.C. President Obama stated, "I inherited this earthquake, that fault line was there before I got into office!" he further went on to call it "Bush's Fault line" informing the nation that Bush's Fault has caused numerous earthquakes in the past, and caused him to miss his golf shot. He informed us that "that's okay because everybody in the game with me told me that it was a "gimme shot!" and thankfully I didn't have to start the hole over." Thus, as he told his Caddy to record yet another hole in one, he continued speaking on earth quakes...

Apparently there are other fault lines that were also there previously, a couple in California, one in New York City below 14th St, and the one in Colorado that caused last night's earthquakes in Colorado, which he quickly informed us was also, not his fault and assured us that he also had inherited that earthquake.

More to come...
 
Onceler said:
Bummer; when I clicked, I was sure there would be a funny Onion article or something...
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I'm sure it will be... I just got the idea. I was going to write a whole story, but didn't want to hear *()#*#&$*#@ cry about how there wasn't a link...
 
Yurt said:
banned? from what legion troll? funny how you and legion are the only two "members" who have accused me of being banned.

maybe you should join a forum of $900 mtg people.
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Why are you posting my private information again?

Damo must really like you to let you continualy get away with that.

Maybe you can get him to prove that "legion" and I are the same person, since he likes you so much.
 
Return of Dune said:
Why are you posting my private information again?

Damo must really like you to let you continualy get away with that.

Maybe you can get him to prove that "legion" and I are the same person, since he likes you so much.
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what private information did i post?

damo claims you are not the same person because the IP's don't match. that proves nothing as damo has been wrong in the past more than once. IP's are not proof, the way you post, the same whines, the same BS is more than enough proof.

if you are not legion troll, then stop acting like him. legion troll claimed i was banned, you claimed i was banned and BOTH of you have yet to say which board. you must admit it is weird that ONLY you two have claimed i've been banned at some board and the BOTH of you can't seem to "recall" the board. you said i was banned dune...here is your chance --> from what board dune?

up to you now. if you don't answer the question, it will say alot about you.
 
Yurt said:
what private information did i post?

damo claims you are not the same person because the IP's don't match. that proves nothing as damo has been wrong in the past more than once. IP's are not proof, the way you post, the same whines, the same BS is more than enough proof.

if you are not legion troll, then stop acting like him. legion troll claimed i was banned, you claimed i was banned and BOTH of you have yet to say which board. you must admit it is weird that ONLY you two have claimed i've been banned at some board and the BOTH of you can't seem to "recall" the board. you said i was banned dune...here is your chance --> from what board dune?

up to you now. if you don't answer the question, it will say alot about you.
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I have no idea what board you were banned from, though I have actualy seen it. I just didn't give a fuck enough to bother.

The reason I said it was to bust your balls, since it is clear how much it bothers you.
 
Return of Dune said:
I have no idea what board you were banned from, though I have actualy seen it. I just didn't give a fuck enough to bother.

The reason I said it was to bust your balls, since it is clear how much it bothers you.
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let's be clear here:

1. a few days ago legion troll claimed i was banned at some board
2. i asked what board and no surprise, legion never named it
3. today, just mere days later, you now claim i was banned at some board
4. when asked what board, no surprise, you can't name it

yeah....no similarities there....actually, you both are identical in your claims and your avoidence of proof.
 
Yurt said:
let's be clear here:

1. a few days ago legion troll claimed i was banned at some board
2. i asked what board and no surprise, legion never named it
3. today, just mere days later, you now claim i was banned at some board
4. when asked what board, no surprise, you can't name it

yeah....no similarities there....actually, you both are identical in your claims and your avoidence of proof.
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Yes, the poster you call "legion" and I are similar, we are both sane, along with a few other members here. We are not the same person though.
 
Yurt said:
let's be clear here:

1. a few days ago legion troll claimed i was banned at some board
2. i asked what board and no surprise, legion never named it
3. today, just mere days later, you now claim i was banned at some board
4. when asked what board, no surprise, you can't name it

yeah....no similarities there....actually, you both are identical in your claims and your avoidence of proof.
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Okay, you were banned at some board.

Therefore christiefan = return of dune = \(\(V\/V)/)/.

Is that how it works?
 
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