Trigger Happy
 
 by Al Yankovic 
  
 Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alright
 Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
 There's no feeling any greter
 Than to shoot first and ask questions later
 Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day 
  
 Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
 Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight
 I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
 That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
 Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day 
  
 (Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 (Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 (Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away 
  
 Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den
 I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again
 Now why'd you have to get so mad?
 It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
 You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day 
  
 Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
 Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet
 I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
 We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
 Well, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day
  
 (Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 (Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 (Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away 
  
 Come on and grab your ammo
 What have you got to lose?
 We'll all get liquored up
 And shoot at anything that moves 
  
 Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
 Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight
 I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
 You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
 Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day 
  
 (Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 (Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 (Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happy
 Yes I'm trigger, trigger happy
 Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away