Osama preparing for 72 virgins????

[Cancel 2016.2]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/13/extensive-porn-stash-reportedly-bin-laden-compound/

Apparently Osama was spending most of his time with lubricant while confined to his 'mansion'.

In a related story, Osama just found out his 72 Virgins are named, Bubba, Billy Joe Bob, Mott, Dixie, Watermark.....

 

[Airstrip One]

There are no virgins down there at 10 Million Degrees Kelvin.

 

[Damocles]

There are no virgins down there at 10 Million Degrees Kelvin.

Sure there are, all the secular humanist GMs who have ever existed. The problem is they are all guys.

 

[apple0154]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/13/extensive-porn-stash-reportedly-bin-laden-compound/

Apparently Osama was spending most of his time with lubricant while confined to his 'mansion'.

In a related story, Osama just found out his 72 Virgins are named, Bubba, Billy Joe Bob, Mott, Dixie, Watermark.....

Apparently porno was found in his compound. My question is why would he require porno when along with his 3 wives 6 other women lived there? Nine women!

I suppose some folks just don't know when enough is enough.

 

[Airstrip One]

True dat. He probably also had a collection of Harlequin novels.